- Imagine seeing your dead relative reanimated as a robot so that scientists could study you 🗿 - iirc this was a major concern for face transplants. Person A gets horribly burned; person B dies; A gets B’s face; B’s mom sees A walking around with B’s face and has an existential crisis. - And where’s person C in all this? Are we just going to ignore them, as always? - You’re right, we never C him mentioned 
- Person C only exists within the crisis. - Person C may or may not exist, at any given time. 
- Person C needs to wait until person A dies 
- Person C also needs a new face; we have the means to get C the care they need, but insurance says ‘no’. C is becoming radicalized. 
 
 
- Take it from me, no fun at all. - I got suspicious when Granny started saying shit like “As an AI Language Model I cannot make sweet potato pie”. - I bet she makes a spicy gasoline spaghetti though! - Her glue pizza is to die for! 
 
 
 
- I mean, animals (birds too) def have grieving rituals (“funerals”) and emotional suffering caused by loss of a close one. - Seeing a reanimated corpse of that same individual would fuck beyond uncanny-valley anyone. - And even without knowing the individual prior to assimilation, there is no way birds don’t recognise it as something different. 
 It just isn’t physically harming them & won’t go away - what are they supposed to do?
 
- The Norwegian Blue prefers kipping on its back -and sometimes taking surveillance photos. Beautiful plumage. - It’s stone dead. - It’s - stone deadpining for the fjords- FTFY - You taped a rotor to its back! 
- The only reason it was sitting on its perch in the first place was because it had been nailed there. It has ceased to be. 
 
 
- Mate, this parrot - wouldn’twould “voom” if you put four million volts through it!
 
- But they’re already drones. - This is a means for government to downplay the mounting evidence of fake birds. Now they can say “oh that one was a drone, but the rest are real you just happened to find the one done!” 
- So they replace the dead mechanical parts with new ones but also flash a hacked firmware to enable reverse-spying? 
 How devious.
- That’s cool and all, but it doesn’t beat a cat drone, an ostrich that flies, or a cowcopter. :D - Where is the giraffe autonomous submarine?? - Be the change you want to see in the world, my friend! - Im mutating as we speak! - Ooh aren’t we all… ;) - This isn’t voluntary! - I wanted crab body perfection, not this (soon to be undead submersible) tall horse bullshit. - Isn’t it though, isn’t it? - But cmon, if you don’t want do deal with the gag reflex, should you really be developing the neck? 
- Who said your head had to be submerged? - Think long. - Crab body, giraffe head, got it. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
- No fucking way 
- Doh ma gawwwd 
 
- EVEN IN DEATH I SERVE THE - OMNISSIAHORNITHOLOGIST
- So he’s saying drones aren’t real too? 
- I’m legit going to write this into my will. 
- 🌑🧑🚀🔫🧑🚀 
- So you agree, birds do exist then?  
- Ohhh that’s some mondasian bullshit 
- Plan 9 from the Human Race 













