I have an enormous purple pointer so people can see it when I’m screen sharing. Prove me wrong.

They were flippable in the Windows 95/98 era. Is this no longer the case?

They should add winderised too if they’re going to do that. (sample usage: me, just now)

He’s got a point. They could just keep running the rigged system for decades and no-one would question it - this would force the issue.

Doesn’t the screen being transparent rather spoil the effect?

It’s ok to ask.

I’ll just check and see if that’s going on in my street right now.

it’s because they’re communists.

The iphone keyboard is dogshit now.

Yeah, one, two, princes kneel before you

That’s what I said now

What the fuck is going on with the feet?

At work now we’re having team learning sessions that are just one person doing a change incredibly slowly using AI while everyone else watches, but at least I can keep doing my regular work if it’s a Teams call. It usually takes the AI about 45 minutes to decide what I immediately knew needed doing.

They all zip past me on their fancy road bikes, barely even pedalling.

We need to go back to the safe ground of Americans complaining about the rubbish Supremor they voted in again by accident.

“Microsoft Windows App” confused the shit out of me earlier. I only realised it was Remote Desktop when I read the description, and I only did that because I was wondering what the fuck Microsoft Windows App is.

What devices?

I thought the iPad being just a giant iPhone was stupid and it wouldn’t catch on. Years on I use an iPad to read comic books in bed, though I guess tablets as a whole are kind of niche and not great as a productivity tool due to mobile OSs holding them back.

Nintendo already patented this.

The Godfather films would be a prestige miniseries nowadays. They’re long and episodic enough that it’d be easy to slice up. And that can be our revenge for decades of overwrought crime dramas about man pain constantly being overrated in top 100 lists.