I suffered through this awful film so that the memes could live.

Perfect training for a lifetime of unfulfilling work for insecure bosses!

I can’t believe he knows anybody like that. You think you know somebody…

My new laptop came with Windows 11, but that’s gone now. Steamdeck must be helping with these figures too. Good work everyone.

It was in dialect.

Absolutely not, but I might get back in the gym.

He looks like he’s about to ask if I’m ready to accept the lord Jesus Christ into my life. That belt couldn’t be any higher.

Intentional BSOD-coloured branding?

“Said one user on X.”

My first thought was “who’s launching all these leather balloons?”.

Kind of assumed they’d already done this, otherwise what is Zuckerberg?

Great, now do Amazon.

The world service was always free because it’s a propaganda platform that promotes Britain and British values abroad. I guess they are content just to push Reform propaganda to a domestic audience from now on.

Are they going to add a box to enter your age like on Steam that you immediately roll back to 1st January 1901?

Bit of a red flag that he apparently doesn’t ever use condoms though.

“You’re absolutely right! Dropping the bombs on the enemy instead of our own forces would be by far the most effective way to achieve victory. I will change my plans to reflect this strategy…”

So was Bazzite founded by someone’s mate Baz or what?

It’s funny. I’m definitely a nerd and neuro-something-or-other, and I have really good friends who are into all this stuff, Linux, Terry Pratchett etc - all of it - but I absolutely bounced off this smug nerd culture and grind my teeth if a group all start yelling “Ni!” or make me listen to the “hilarious” Portal song. Possibly I’m just trying too hard to be an arch, diffident outsider, this is my tribe, and I’m just the tribe jerk.

That’s just whataboutism from the same people doing the review bombing because of perceived wokeness. Corporations only give a shit about the bottom line, and if they can make money out of Black Panther or a movie about ICE agents on a quest to dig up Hitler’s skull they’ll do it.

Moggie.