I can’t believe there was never a scandal about the short that suggests you can leave “The Matrix” by jumping to your death.

Got em.

Then ginger, cardamom pods and cinnamon sticks.

I’m using Classic Shell. It’s a bit rough in Dark Mode though.

Maybe they mean the original one in Lincolnshire.

This is why I have a custom shell on my work PC. This is the kind of shit search interface where the local hits pop up quickly after you typed but then jump away to display irrelevant guff like this just as you’re clicking on what you wanted.

Within 50 years all vowel sounds in English will just be schwa.

What about the left hand rule?

Which beast?

Got ‘em

Waiting to get encircled is such a horrible plan. It also pisses me off at Osgiliath when Faramir’s men let a tonne of orcs through the arches before jumping out and fighting, so now they have orcs behind them as well as in front — how about defending the natural chokepoints you have so you only to have to face one or two orcs at a time, you absolute dickheads?

They tried to get this going in the UK too with stories about proles fighting over TVs, but we’ll only fight over stuff from the centre aisle at Aldi or at the footy.

It occurs to me anyway that making Fediverse apps in the shape and likeness of corporate media was a mistake. Even without the ever-present feed algorithms, people still post as though they are in an attention economy in these formats because they were conditioned to do so for years.

I understand that this was done to make adoption and migration easier, but I feel like the Fediverse ultimately needs to succeed on its own terms.

Once I was driving up a windy moorland road near Haworth — proper Brontë Country — straight into the sunset and I was going at an absolute crawl, feeling pretty self conscious that I was holding up traffic somehow. Think I made the right decision though as we saw a car that’d tried to go at speed off the road down a gully after entirely missing a corner, with the driver stood on his phone.

Remember how the last one ended with the heroes double-punching the paedophile Roman Polanski?

Well you try reigning for 70 years without smoking 50 B&H a day.

This is one louder.

I actually know someone who has a baby with their cousin, who is a minor celebrity.

Deep South moment