1 point for the episode/main plot.
1 point for the joke/scene.
Dad! Your hands stuck in the points again!
- A pirate? Well, that’s hardly the image we want for Long John Silver’s!  - Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Correct! - You truly are doing the work of Jeebus by posting these, friend 
 
 
- I can’t guess the episode, for I have been banned, my children have been banned, and my children’s children have been banned! …for three months. 
- I believe its called “Lisa the Iconoclast”. - At least, that’s Jebediah Springfield… I can’t remember why he’s laughing maniacally though. - I’m sorry that is Hans Sprungfeld. 
- Well, I’ve been called a greasy thug too, and it never stops hurting… So here’s what we’re gonna do, we’re gonna grease ourselves up real good and trash that place with a baseball bat. 
 
- I just wanna say: I appreciate your dedication to this game. I love it so much!  - Thanks! 
 
- Can’t we have one meeting that doesn’t end with us digging up a corpse? 
- Cromulently hard 
- To marry our cousins of course. 





