To shut them down now would be twisted!

Why Joseph, I had no idea!

I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings!

I don’t wanna live life agaaaiaaan!

The shaking’s so bad, all my omelets have become frittatas.

Trump commuted his sentence and then pardoned him.

Kidney Trouble, right?

Is that the same Jack from Jack and the Beanstalk? And Jack Spratt, is that him too? Is he the same as Jack be Nimble, Jack Frost, and Little Jack Horner?

“If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that’s what I’m going to do.”

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Okay, people, let’s have a round of applause for the real comptroller!

Is it the one where they become firefighters?

As much as I love Lemmy, this platform would be unusable without the option to block astroturfers and bad faith actors.

His dad would be proud!

You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay… just don’t call me washed-up, I do 3 shows a day!

We were sitting in Barney’s car eating packets of mustard. Happy?

Well, the evening began at the Gentlemen’s Club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.