Have you ever read one of my favorite books: Project Hail Mary? No? It’s about… uhh… a guy waking up and… hearing a voice. That happens on the first page, and… anything else would be a spoiler.

Buddy, have you ever seen The Princess Bride? It’s about a guy who reads a book to his grandson.

Hey man, lemme tell you about this game Portal: someone belittles you while you shoot a gun that doesn’t even kill people.

Or do what I do, and downplay it. Sure, nobody ever takes my “suggestions”, but at least they’re never disappointed!

I got this game during a similar sale a while ago (maybe I got it on Nintendo Switch?). It was well worth that price. Even with my backlog of other games, this would have been worth $5 or so. Not too long or too difficult. Cool story, animation, and voice acting.

Likewise, who would remember to rotate their tires without a handy time-keeping book? And who would remember to look at it every month without an incentive? Clearly, the supermodel calendar is a very tire-centric design.