If men had babies then they would be women

Just like Han Solo learned to speak the Wookiee language. Shitty writing.

Seriously, you mean there are people who didn’t figure that out by themselves? People above voting age anyway? Wow, that explains a lot of the things going on around the world these days …

Says the guy who posts about what everyone else has known since like forever 🤣

No shit Sherlock

Still nearly impossible to catch the exact split-second of the sneeze. What if the picture, or its contents, is as imaginary as Hobbes? Perhaps even the camera is.

People said the same when Microsoft acquired GitHub. Didn’t happen then, won’t happen now.

That hits hard

Whatever drugs you’ve been taking, stop.

That has happened already. All we’ve been getting since are sequels, prequels, remakes, revamps, reboots, …

Mozart, Beethoven, Beatles, Queen, AC/DC, all the simple stuff you know.

Happiness is something not experienced but remembered

They don’t.

Oh, it’s an ad. Never mind. Fuck off.

Thanks. The fact that an AI understood it but a good lot of humans didn’t is somewhat concerning. 🤦

You know that hashtags aren’t a thing on Lemmy, do you?

Due to the energies involved, creating a wormhole between two cities would probably leave you with a wormhole and no cities.

Exactly, and due to earth’s rotation you don’t even need the car.

There may be people who consider it a slur but there are also three species of butterflies, two species of mammals, and a few dozen Wikipedia-worthy people with that name. I mean, I’m all against insulting people, but come on.

It’s 35 °C here at the moment which makes that water balloon really look desirable.

Of course. Not exactly an elegant beauty, and looks like a tank next to a MacBook, yet a total classic.