This is probably the most realistic story line of all 🤣

You’re right of course … same here …

Not faster, but they don’t time out.

Same here. I’ve switched from GUI to CLI updates for this reason long ago.

Edit: got the acronyms wrong, fixed now, sorry for the confusion

This one gets darker as one gets older

The Viking Lander

https://ids.si.edu/ids/deliveryService?id=NASM-A19790215000-NASM2016-02690&max=900

If men had babies then they would be women

Just like Han Solo learned to speak the Wookiee language. Shitty writing.

Seriously, you mean there are people who didn’t figure that out by themselves? People above voting age anyway? Wow, that explains a lot of the things going on around the world these days …

Says the guy who posts about what everyone else has known since like forever 🤣

No shit Sherlock

Still nearly impossible to catch the exact split-second of the sneeze. What if the picture, or its contents, is as imaginary as Hobbes? Perhaps even the camera is.

People said the same when Microsoft acquired GitHub. Didn’t happen then, won’t happen now.

That hits hard

Whatever drugs you’ve been taking, stop.

That has happened already. All we’ve been getting since are sequels, prequels, remakes, revamps, reboots, …

Mozart, Beethoven, Beatles, Queen, AC/DC, all the simple stuff you know.

Happiness is something not experienced but remembered

They don’t.

Oh, it’s an ad. Never mind. Fuck off.

Thanks. The fact that an AI understood it but a good lot of humans didn’t is somewhat concerning. 🤦