Akshually, the satellite was falling the whole time.

idkfa iddqd

I can’t not read this in Ron Swanson’s voice.

All that money is still on earth providing jobs for thousands of people.

up down left right a + start

“It’s not as magic as it sounds”, he says as my eyes gloss over on the first sentence.

Nobody gives a shit, you’re not doing enough to punish trump for his obvious, literally filmed and recorded crimes.

This is the equivalent of the cops celebrating after bearing peaceful college protesters while pissing their pants and freezing while the uvalde kids were slaughtered and psychologically tortured.

You’re focusing on the non victory and ignoring the failures. Cowards.

I don’t know enough about planetary rings and dinosaurs to dispute it.

Most satellites don’t have gas caps.