Urethra Franklin

Mmmm…pixelation.

Dunno about that, friend. I see far more meth use on Grindr around here than I do alcohol use.

Like, I had to put in my profile “No tweakers. You aren’t hiding it, and I’ll be able to tell.”

“Cool treats”

It’s not called Ice for nothin’…

I agree conceptually. Experientially, I would say losing housing (legally occupied or not) is far more dramatic and life changing than being inconvenienced over the loss of a torrent tracker.

Source: In my drinking, I’ve found myself homeless (due to choices I made, no doubt). Wildly, losing access to torrents (which I’ve also done) is somewhat less consequential than being on the streets.

A/s/l?

What about a EWE?

We know what sort of porn you watch.

Also, username checks out.

Well. I see us hicks in US Mountain Time are late to the party. It’s 0005 here.

No, no, no, no. This is evolutionary. I been reading this book on Leonardo da Vinci. See, that means ‘from Vinci’.

This genuinely made me snicker.

STOP!

EVERYBODY CRAP YOUR PANTS!

(Or whatever the Cha Cha Slide said)

I caught your tongue in cheek-ness.

But Sinclair stations DO sell diesel.

Completely missed it. My mistake.

Bonus points if you call him So-crates.

Of course. It lacks Joe Pesci “dressed like a chicken.”

The difficulty is that tipped employees, in some parts of the United States, can (and do) make as little as $2.13/hr. Laws ostensibly exist to ensure that tipped employees make minimum wage (federally mandated at $7.25/hr), but, due to a variety of factors, this isn’t always the case (to say nothing of the fact that $7.25/hr is hardly a living wage).

I spent 25+ years in food service. It was a lot of fun and seemingly good money when I was younger. Now that I’m 40, things like dependable pay and benefits trump the fun I had waiting tables and bartending all those years.

I thought it was Keke Rosberg. The mustache checks.

This joke is a blast.

Like a bidet.