There’s a family near me in the UK which rides a horse and trap round town. See them parked at the supermarket all the time.

If I take a poop while driving does that count?

Same but ADHD. Stops my brain from being a complete box of frogs for a few hours and makes everything delicious. Yay weed.

Thanks, but I would rather gnaw of my own feet

Unfortunately, the fish aren’t as plentyful as they were back in the good ol’ days but I’m still finding most of what I want on pirate bay or 1337X. It’s just a case of finding the option with the most reliable seeds.

Only every other day? You gotta pump those numbers up.

I’m old enough to be one of Napster’s early adopters. Unfortunately most of my collection has been lost to either malfunction or negligence but due to most of the major streamers being fucking evil I’m back sailing the musical seven seas. And plus my internet is about 100x faster now so yohoho mehearties.

Check out Mr. Militant over here. You’re doing your part by moaning on Lemmy. Well done you. Be the change.

We are fucked

Try harder