I believe this should have been posted to c/ShitPost.

Soon to be the leading cause of death for 18-20 year olds in your area!

I’ve watched NFL games for years. 2.5 minutes is engrained into my brain. Mute just before the fade out, and I just feel that the time has come where I can look at the screen again.

Yeah. THC and caffeine with some occasional hallucinogenics, cool. Meth and stealing catalytic converters; maybe reconsider…

With the Meta and Alphabet data centers going up near me, I’m starting to get concerned about this…

I don’t know why this isn’t the default option. If I have a timer running, I want it to survive a reboot.

The profitable solution!

Make sure you have this option checked:

Small correction, The Kremlin isn’t hated nearly enough.

It’s been a bit since I watched Moon. Fantastic film about the future moon miner.

…Good?

Turns out they didn’t have planes 2000 years ago. Oops.

It’s been obsolete for years. AI just makes it easy.

…I think they might be talking about us. But they keep using strange words like kilo and stone. I can’t work out the diction of this “metric” language they seem to speak.

No boom et ta boom. Only clink off the clank.

Still, always good practice to change your password after this sort of leak. However unlikely it is that someone could access your account, it’s never a bad idea.

People are shitty because grifting is easy. If I had a few million in available spending cash and no morals, I could grift people left and right without them even knowing it. The average person is just too incompetent, naive, and/or trusting.

I mean, this is what normal NyQuil does to me.

I’ve always called it “Better living through chemical dependency!”