A times B times C equals X…If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don’t do one.

Did you just… Download RAM?

Due to “human rights” laws, we have to pay the slaves these days!

In capitalism, the consumer isn’t the target audience. A business exists to make money. The more money you make, the more shareholders you gain, the more the shareholders demand BLOOD!

I live in the US Midwest with almost no accent. Anytime I go somewhere where people have strong accents, my brain really has to work to understand them. It’ll take a couple of days of immersion before I really start to understand people.

All Cats Are Bros

The two party system exists to prevent this.

Don’t worry. Amazon will pick it up, ruin the new season, and cancel it again.

A responsible company would have a 6 month emergency fund… Failure to plan ahead should not be my emergency

I had a TMNT book that had a recipe for pizza. It was basically english muffins, tomato sauce, cheese, and pepperoni. I made that all the time!

You mean like an RSS reader? Check out FreshRSS. It’s been my go-to since Google’s RSS reader shutdown.

(not mice), but Fancy Rats are extremely susceptible to tumors. It sucks. More rats I’ve owned have died of either cancer or respiratory illnesses than old age.

Bonus shot of my boy Finn:

Yeah. Self-hosted option, or I’m not going to even bother.

Can’t fire me if you can’t find me!

I believe this should have been posted to c/ShitPost.

Soon to be the leading cause of death for 18-20 year olds in your area!

I’ve watched NFL games for years. 2.5 minutes is engrained into my brain. Mute just before the fade out, and I just feel that the time has come where I can look at the screen again.

Yeah. THC and caffeine with some occasional hallucinogenics, cool. Meth and stealing catalytic converters; maybe reconsider…