I miss The Jerky Boys…

An old coworker of mine at some part-time gig went to school and studied “Mortuary Science”. Absolutely fascinated me. He had a second job at a crematorium where he was an apprentice.

After him telling me that, I realized that I never thought about how someone got into that field. Never really considered someone going to school to do this as a career (which now I realize is obvious, but I never connected the dots).

Always assumed people working at a crematorium or a cemetery was a cliche old decrepit guy.

The (very old) Jucyfruit jingle will always and forever be burned into my memory.

Well, if you wanted to know what it was called, it’s in the post description.

I agree with you, but the word “need” means different things to different people…

Me too! I’m doing my part!

All I’m going to say is that it’s nice being able to patiently wait to play games… Might have to wait a few months to a year but by then you’ll get it on sale with hopefully a few patches in and bugs being worked out by then.

If I’m eating it with fries, particularly chili cheese fries, I don’t mind the burger falling apart a little as I’ll just eat it up with the fries.

Damn writing that out makes me sound like a fat ass.

Yeah, fair point. Perhaps “astronomical” was a bit exaggerated. Well…from my perspective anyway!

I know we have our pitchforks out, but wanted to point out one subtle, but big difference from the article vs the job posting.

The article quotes a base salary of $900,000, however that is incorrect as the number is the Total Compensation, NOT just the base salary. The job posting specifically calls this out.

Regardless, these are very large numbers however the pay mixture could be (and likely is) loaded up with RSU grants, which isn’t “cash” perse.

A base salary of $900K vs total comp of $900K are two vastly different things. Again, acknowledging that either way, these numbers are astronomical.