You’re forgetting they’re all fucking racist. They aren’t even considering anyone but the US could actually succeed.

They don’t work

Ooooh ok, so then his full name is Napoleon Boney Montana.

Franco in Spain. Not saying that’s a good plan to go with, but it has happened.

“Relinquish your pipes please, fellas.”

Of course, why take precautions? They didn’t expect to lose. They expected King Trump to be crowned and bring his chosen people to paradise, and they wanted to make sure they weren’t left out.

And it will work for about a week into January before being utterly obliterated by salt and snow.

Goddamn we can’t even maintain the basic roads we have, much less a much more expensive and complicated one. It’ll be obliterated by salt and snow the first winter and never work again.

He probably got it confused with “Pop Secret” and thought he stole the national popcorn reserve.

Bruh, people still think 5G is gonna either give them cancer or turn them into zombies. They’ll think 6G will cause their head to explode ala Scanners or open a demonic portal to hell.