It’s a turdoggy lmao

Now I’m not some fancy science-man, but I do reckon that an impact of that magnitude would propel massive chunks of Earth debris in every direction at incredible speeds. Odds seem fairly well even that you’d get your own little impact death pretty well soon after.

I mean… a meme shitpost is pretty far off from modern journalism.

Yeah! You become a billionaire by disproportionately profiting off the backs of people you exploit!

Also, a ton of other unethical and sociopathic tactics!

Well I already have the crocs, you see…

Mainly so I don’t have to put real shoes on to take out the trash tbh.

Ha, it would probably take me a month to clean up my 10k+ email inbox. Work email though, I refuse to have more than 15 sitting in my inbox.

Funny enough, the term was coined in the 80’s

Sardine oil would like a word…

Dude, try not to pull something stretching that hard.

Background noise. Also, I can’t do the cool shit that they do.

I’ll fight anyone who says 1998 is retro. I’m getting old, but give me a few more years damn.

What happened, most likely, is he screwed it up because he realized he couldn’t say “shame on me” without it being a soundbite on every news outlet. Better to appear dumb than personally apologetic to a national tragedy.

Ah great point. I’ll go tell my clinical insomnia all we need is more sleep.

Space trains fall under a different regulating authority than space stations, unfortunately.

The absolute “iest” of goofs.

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