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Sad. But maybe there’s a silver lining in there somewhere because where else could he have learned such corrupt financial schemes but from his father, which means maybe daddy taught him all that stuff, which means maybe young Barron actually got to spend some time with his dad once or twice 😕

Raised by Melania, and boarding schools. Likely has no real emotional relationship with his father. They probably never even see each other. So hopefully daddy donald hasn’t been much of an influence on him.

That poor kid has to wear a full suit and tie with slicked back hair everywhere he goes. Does he even have a personality? What does he do for fun?

Yes and also other people have pointed out that the surface wasn’t fully dry before they started painting it, which is a recipe for failure.

But it’s gotta be an American Flag Blue ™️ condom

Are chunks of paint just floating to the surface now? Or are people going in there and peeling it off?

It’s just a waste of 15 seconds you made us ponder this, so I felt the urge to reclaim my sanity by balancing it out with some facts.

Lifeguard training does not include any lessons in how to drown people. It only teaches lifeguards how to save people from drowning.

Ah yes his signature “my heart goes out to you” totally-not-a-nazi salute

The only thing missing is his smartphone with uncovered front & rear-facing cameras & the cameras buried between pixels on the screen that constantly watch his face whenever he’s staring at the screen even if he covers his front-facing camera.

My attention span is failing me. What’s this about a sponge? And pretending not to see it?

I know pretty much every little detail in movies is intentional, but Margot Robbie with a cameltoe??

Ah yes a timeless tale about a boy who always told lies so people quickly learned to ignore him and one day the boy actually needed help and nobody was there to help him because they had learned to ignore everything about him.

Aah

Of course when everything he says is utter b*******, even satire about him seems plausibly true, except either way guaranteed there will only be negative financial result for anybody who puts money into whatever TF this is.

Is that really him?? Or is this a joke

It’s giving GREASY RON JEREMY