Having sex with older women shouldn’t be frowned upon, and I highly recommend it to anyone who’s on the fence about it.

I would make a deal with the raccoon as long as it continues to pretend to be my wife for social events.

I want to fuck that snake

I’m gonna put “quotes” wherever I “damn” well please

You’re not my “real” dad

My grandfather owned a farmhouse out in Nebraska, and we’d go out to the “crick” and wade around in leech infested waters and get bit by mosquitos until sundown. Then we’d pick ticks off the farm dog and dread going to the bathroom because he had a rule “if it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down”

He also ran a nudist colony in the desert in California during the winter months. Interesting man.

What a joke. Valuing pirated games as full value for a fucking video game bust.

Pablo Sanchez was fucking juicing as a child and you can’t prove me wrong. Motherfucker was sending balls into orbit.

Came here for this

Reanimation is underrated as hell and is aging like fine wine.

Thanks doc

I’ll believe it when I see it.

It was me

Title should be changed to “producer lies his ass off”.

Nobody is buying his bullshit.