BigPapaE@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Man arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying bill, reports sayEnglish
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1 year agoAlways quit while you’re ahead
Always quit while you’re ahead
This is why you recycle your gently used sex dolls
After the 15th time people started getting suspicious
Sounds like prime real estate
If you have a unibrow is that your face’s moustache?
I’m fine with this as long as the little strip is referred to as the state’s tentacle
Yeah I’m cautiously optimistic
Hey, leave curling out of this
We’re officially known as dong lovers
This makes sense to me if Michael Cera can play Shaft
Opposite for me haha. Some of those hotel towels put in work
I laughed
Everybody gangsta til they get PIT maneuvered
Triple bacon cheeseburger with onion rings?