I suspect that since they already make the keyboard cases, that all they’re planning on doing is making that but a bit smaller, and getting a no-brand Chinese phone manufacturer to make a small stubby square phone that fits in it.

I’m curious what the average Android app will do when presented with that little square aspect ratio. I’ve vaguely dabbled in phone dev before and there’s lots of twatting about to deal with different device sizes (tablets vs phones) and ratios. The proliferation of folding phones may mean there’s decent support for some apps, but I don’t expect that to be universal by any stretch.

Oh boy, and you’ve got RFK Jr on the case.

I know that’s not going to be popular around here, but I am kind of curious what an “everyone is a confirmed user” social media site would actually look like, compared to the “whoever has the most bots gets shoved to the top of the rankings” cesspool we have now.

Social media was a mistake. We should have stuck to small forums. Same with real life tbh. Shit, have I become an anarchist now?

A suspect in a low income country. And they’re got the best part of $100 million to bribe any local cops with.

That guy ain’t coming back.

And then you find your entire life force has been drained so a robot kid can generate a picture of Judy Hopps being railed by Kratos.

Oh, we’ll see about that.

The key difference between tech giants and the banks, is the tech giants aren’t holding everyone’s money hostage.

Sure, those gen Z kids will lose all their photos of grandma because they couldn’t fathom a world without Instagram, but we’ll cope.

Who’s going to do that? Everyone with any money is already leveraged up to the eyeballs in this shit.

Man, I cannot wait for the comedy movies that come out based on this farce, explaining exactly how these jokers lost all their money.

I think it’s just another dog whistle tbh, like caring about animal welfare when it’s Halal, or worrying about parking when a HMO is opened.

Cousin marriage is a brown person activity, so suddenly pearls are clutched.

Soooo, when’s this shit coming out?

My old CV1 has finally snuffed it (probably the cable) so I’m finally in the market for a new one.

RFK Jr is a ghoul.

Here’s him trying to withhold vaccines from newborns just to see what happens. It doesn’t matter if they die because they’re black and poor.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/15/hepatitis-b-vaccines-study-africa-cancel

A real Dr Mengele of the modern age.

Was it the Big Gay Boat Ride that’s got everyone mad?

I can’t think of many things worse than having to use a VR headset for work.

I do wonder what would be more annoying though: An on-screen keyboard or a weird stubby aspect ratio that doesn’t play nice with all your other apps.

Especially when you can already get a keyboard case for a regular phone and have the best of both worlds.

I used to have that on the Amiga.

Yeah, small devices are always going to be awkward to type on.

Wow, I can’t wait to never use that and forget all about it.

With the amount of AI generated horseshit out there already, they’ve already pissed in the well.

How resistant would this be to jamming? Iran managed to black out Starlink.

And how trackable is it? Not sure how many people would be prepared to run one of these boxes if the Revolutionary Guard are going to come knocking.

Just buy a 5090 bro. Maybe two. Look at this leather jacket.