Yeah, Heavensward and Shadowbringers are undoubtedly the best bits. Endwalker isn’t far behind.

But then MMOs aren’t typically played for the story anyway.

If the pricing was going to be what we want, they’d have straight up told us it.

If your cheat detection runs on the client side only, you don’t have cheat protection.

I didn’t even know we were hiring …

Vodkabot.

I remember seeing the Virtuality kits on TV in the 90s.

Clearly absolutely unplayable nonsense, and yet I still wanted to play on one.

It took so long for hardware to catch up.

I mean, you can certainly pick up a used Quest 2 if you wanted to try it out. There’s a handful of exclusive stuff in the Quest store you’d be able to use, but not much of value. Resident Evil 4 VR is about it for the Q2. I think there was a Batman game for the Q3. You’d have access to anything the Steam Frame has access to if you’re streaming from a PC.

I think the PSVR2 works as well, but it’s wired only.

Half Life Alyx is certainly worth a blast through.

Stop trying to make touchpads happen. It’s not going to happen.

They should collab with women’s jeans manufacturers to make sure the pockets are big enough for a phone.

Doesn’t Wayland slow to a crawl under CPU load? I get mouse updates like once a second if I dare to make this mini PC play a video.

“I know, we’ll replace them with AI!”

✈️💥

Betteridge’s law of headlines: “Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no.”

“now if you just sign here to buy our Stasi-Bot…”

Are we talking Spaceballs or Total Recall?

The wrong way

Welp, it’s probably about time for my PC to break its RAM again.

They can barely make the other device turn on reliably, let alone have enough planets aligned to let the other device access the internet.

Have you seen daytime TV? It’s a sea of ads for shite you’d never want, and if you have no money for the shite, there’s ads for loans as well.

Not any more.

I’m unconvinced anyone will really legislate this, and if it is, it’ll just lead to that country being scratched off the list of where the game is officially supported.

Realistically, we need to stop buying online only games where the servers will eventually go offline, and support those that release open servers.