Now that I think about it, Im the spare human. They would just speak to me like if they were the protagonists in a 1970’s Kung Fu movie and Im Pai Mie. “Filthy Ape! Once I defeat you, I will sleep next to mother, and you will sleep in hell! I would also like to be let out…”

Right?I will learn Cantonese to be able to talk to my dog.

I still pronounce it as Eeeh Eeeh Uu Uu. Its just fun to say.

Batman checks his phone: “Fuck.”

It’s not that bad. But, really quick, how many droves in a fuckton?

245k. Ol’ Billy wanted a million, but that’s what he got.

I had to click on it to show.

Has anyone seen the show “Pantheon“? This is getting close to it.

Is it as good as 3 penis wine?

https://youtu.be/OuEf-xV9hQc?si=er39G1SDmwVHs1TW

According to China’s Guiyang Evening Post, Liu’s ‘experience’ led her to inspect the woman’s anus, which she claimed ‘could fit three fingers.’

That poor woman!

I guess they can just skip the uncle touchy middle man.

Yeah, but you are probably a normal person with sense of decency.

Fat chance. Pardons are for paying customers and useful goons.

Black roof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings

We call it a 3:45 ass…

https://youtu.be/JcGVXr4M8T0?si=CifxiW8eEel4A_Gt

I had the same thought when I was watching “Alone”. They pay them about 1000 bucks a week to document themselves struggling to live in the woods. Some of them are pulled out for medical reasons, some quit. But for some, this is probably the only way they can afford a vacation.

“He is a bit grumpy!”

I binge watched Wilfred, and afterward I watched a movie called “Maniac”. If you haven’t seen it, Elijah Wood is murdering young women in a first-person view. It felt like a very dark series finale.

Didn’t the ending have the text, “What the fuck”?

They have one here! I just subbed to it! All we need is wewantcups.