PC load letter‽ What the fuck does that mean?

This is a very interesting concept. They would have to be born in order to be a (natural born) citizen I think. But, it should still work because the census is required to count residents not citizens

How do you spell the throw up in your mouth sound?

I really loved police academy. Rewatched it recently with our late teen kids-wow, does it have some racial and queer jokes that made us all very uncomfortable. the rest is still gold though.

On Wednesday in Miami, Trump said federal workers should “show up to work in person like the rest of us,”

That sounds about right

Minority? I don’t know.

Do you understand the needs and desires of my 17 yo child better than I do? Definitely not!

As a parent, will I be consulting you when making decisions about what procedures to allow? No, fuck off. I’ll stick with the doctors, psychologists, and my child. Together, we’ll figure out what makes sense for us. The government doesn’t need to be involved.

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He’s changing Lake Michigan to Lake Illinois and we’re annexing Green Bay

Sorry, I don’t know how else to share it. That’s where JB decided to post his announcement.

Also, you don’t have to login to view it

Edit: source: i viewed it and I don’t have an Instagram account

It’s a video. I don’t know how to do that without a link to the official post. Please don’t gatekeep content posters.

Wait, where is obiwan’s high ground? Totally ruins the scene

My dad said that one all the time. Little kid me thought it was a sick burn. Somewhere in my 20s it hit me that it’s actually more of a compliment

Should he have just coasted all the way down the hill? How fast would he be going by then? He seemed to do a pretty good job of braking as much as possible while still being able to steer enough.

He tried

Tell me you don’t understand the bill of rights without mentioning the constitution

It has always bothered me that he used super strength magnetic fields to manipulate non-magnetic metals. yes, that is the thing in the xmen universe that breaks reality for me, everything else is fine

Troll bait taken…

Because that’s the way it’s been since 1852. It was the same way before 1852 but at least one of the parties had a different name. The system would need a structural change (like ranked choice voting) to enable a viable 3rd party to exist.

100% chance of someone dying if this was real

Tim Walz was an REI hire

Possibly the best tweet ever