I kinda disagree. If you watch the duellist, which in my opinion is the vest description of a realistic sword fight, you van see that they are super nervous. No one wats to really die, so they drag it out. It’s not a video game where you respawn so you just try to get a good hit and hope for the best.

But liberty and justice is in the brainwash pledge that the kids have to do every day. It can’t be a lie can it?

TELL ME

But it has a apple logo and it browses facebook just fine.

Thank god no one lives in a warzone right now. That would be crayzy

Why would you run a lightbulb 24/7?

I wonder if they do the monkey writing shakespeare experiment but with code. If you keep letting it write code, something has to come out of it.

I like the idea of crypto, vut i hate crypto bros.

People who hate shitty unsafe cars?

Something kinda funny about people in the netherlands not caring about climate change.

Why would anyone even eat there?

It’s norway, so that’s kinda pointless

I only have a switch because of my nephew. It hardly gets any use otherwise. Then i found balantro and now it’s basically a balantro machine. I do wish i had a steam deck instead of a switch.

You burn a witch and pray.

Online dating is basically like that. When i use a dating app, most women live close by and are Asian, mostly chinese. Which is interesting, because where i live, i see maybe 4 chinese people a year. They are all tea merchants and live with their sister/relatives and really want my whatsapp. They are often bots, but sometimes a real person takes over. I like to tell them outrageous shit, until a human has to take over. What i do now is that they always ask what i work, and i tell them i’m a tea merchant. Which either results in a unmatch, or a: cool, i’m a tea merchant. Some of them are really fucking good, and online dating will be gone for good if they get any better. I’m pretty sure a lot of chatbots talk to each other on these platforms, because they auto match anyone and either start talking or answer themselves

At the time titanic came out, romcoms really hit peak it seems. And i watched a bunch of them. Being 14, i had no idea about life in general, and always assumed people get married some time after the movie ends and they found each other. In most movies it’s fucking ridiculous. You watch two people fall in love who realistically talked to each other for an hour in real time.

It’s kind of a braindead meme that people use who think they are smarter than they actually are. You can fit an elephant on a door, that doesn’t mean it has enough buoyancy to carry it.

It’s like that reddit thing where people said that in karate kid, daniel is actually the bad guy and the villain of the movie is the good guy, because they saw a video of a guy who took clips out of context. Okay so you’re an expert now on a movie that you clearly haven’t seen.

The tradition to fill landfills with plastic skeletons

Still sad that hitler died on a workplace accident?

How do you ruin something that was toxic garbage before.