Not a single Trumper can explain why this was unfair because their homie likes to grab pussy and fucks underage girls with Epstein.

The American fucking dream here.

I read this as “No Pronoun Problems” and was like, dayyum, Two Face got my vote. Hell yeah de-gender those bathrooms in the Two-Face Goon cave.

There was a movie or show where they ripped a hard drive out of a server and then punted it through a gunfight. It slid on floors, rolled around a dozen times, and the hero picks it up and leaves with it.

And it just works.

I’m not angry. I’m just confused.

This is apple we’re talking about. So it’ll be $500 and called the iDock and the fans will call it innovation.

Dang, I can’t find a number.

Anybody that doesn’t look like a generic character from a PS1 game, I’m calling them up.

If 114,428 Odessans get crotch-checked and only 1 is trans, well so be it.

As a programmer and my wife is a doctor, I’m in the upper brackets. But I don’t care. Also happy to see the millionaires losing even more money!

In my eyes, $3000 goes a long way for someone struggling!

According to this, those making 100k (33.6% of Americans) will be getting less money. The 66.4% of Americans will be getting significantly more.

Via zippa

They’ve been doing it since '95. Only this time, the alternatives are so much better

Them: I make typos for engagement.

Me: I make typos because I don’t spellcheck/grammar check and I’m stupid.

We are not the same.

This is a shared experience.

Every single person in my circle gave the biggest wtf to it and when they finally got it, talk about how they rarely use their gaming PC.

I don’t think so. It’s been making the tech waves for the past year. As a multinational, my company went department by department, ensuring we clean up and remove anything potentially connected to Russia. I’m guessing it’s never been newsworthy enough for the average person.

No one answered it in the comments but is this saying the dog is 45? Like in human years?

Sweet! This is really cool and inspired me to try something.

What if you’re already gay?

I didn’t know that. I thought it was because America.

Not shitting on it, but like if some fancy person was like, “I’ll use my Great Britain Royalty card!” I’d roll my eyes too.

(pushes gay button)

Your total comes to: 2 gays, a bisexual, and a asexual. If you’re out of asexuals, I can consider a intersexed.

Seriously.

1 website that forwards data to all the social media platforms.

This message has existed for 10 hours and a cryptobro hasn’t commented yet?