Also: cleaner at a bus crash

Chatgpt told me this wasn’t possible!

Dogs feel the same when we enter the house

They don’t know how much food I let sit in the fridge and rot to pieces before it gets touched. May the rich rot in their own made hell holes while the world moves on.

Mother told me it was a butter churn thumping!

Why don’t rich people spend their own money? Money hoarders hurt everyone

There’s no need for pumping numbers. Should be in meters

“special forces” - ceremonial artillery crew

Violent reminders do exist. They’re called “spanking”

I’m waiting for the Onion article “Data center planned for sun expected to raise temps”

Someone fucked up and swapped Colorado and Wyoming

All of capitalism is keeping advertisers happy. Advertisers and shareholders.

Basically yeah

Out of Microsoft’s 450 million Microsoft 365 user base, the company has only managed to convert roughly 15 million paid Copilot seats. This means a staggering 96.7% of users are rejecting the premium AI features, yielding just a 3.3% paid adoption rate. When viewed against Microsoft’s estimated $37.5 billion quarterly AI spending, this is an alarmingly low adoption rate.

They’re spending billions to get millions.

Can it be done? Maybe. But the problem with making a metaphorical struggle a physical fight is that the audience for both is drastically different. Many people affected by rape hold a feeling of helplessness about the event. A Zach Snyder 300 style fight scene is literally about exerting control and overcoming. For a person to make such a drastic emotional pivot begs the question were they were ever feeling at all?

What about remaking foreign movies into domestic interpretations? La Pacte des loups could use an update.

Interesting. Who plays Divine/Babs?

There is no saving Sucker Punch. The fundamental premise of the movie is each rape is a fight scene showing a literal interpretation of a metaphorical struggle. It’s not recoverable.

Where is Mr Savage? Bonesaw is missing. Need more Macho Man.

Dark humor about glow sticks. Love a joke in a joke. It’s why I sleep with my bullies.

They call it “lawfare”