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At least they didn’t get into Jordan Peterson lengths… those vids were short!

“And nothing of value was lost.” Don’t let the door hitcha where the good Lord splitcha, bitch.

I don’t how metal this really is; i can read those.

Oof. You’re fucking pathetic.

Holy shit, you’re the voice of America? You’ve got some fucking splaining to do, then.

Statue That Just Found Out It’s A Statue is my new spirit animal…

Inb4 “the whole Outer Rim is AmErIcA” group.

I

HATE

SAUERKRAUT!

I guess that’s all I’m really trying to say.

Aided by an Excalibur-wielding Picard.

You think Trev is related to the Meat Wizard?

Hey, don’t limit yourself! Females can be bros. I have a couple myself.

“I remember when a dime bag cost a dime. Know what a condom cost?”

“Nuh uh.”

“Me neither. We never used the damn things.”

Drugs

Are

Really

Expensive

Thanks Obama…?

Sorry Simon, but the princess is in another castle.

I’m about to commit blasphemy:

Y’all can keep the Castlevania. I’ll take the rest.

Excuse ME?

“Stairs” that ever Spiderman would reconsider…

I talked my then 17yo nephew away from the whole Tate/Peterson/Rogan sphere a couple years ago. It’s really sad how few quality role models there are for young men these days, and these shills are happily filling the spaces.

“Mahm! More hot pockets!”