He said he was gonna cut the federal budget by ~30%, or roughly two trillion dollars. I saw an economist say that if you fired Every. Single. Govt. Employee it still wouldn’t save two trillion dollars. It’s just absolutely insane.

Sharpen up the 'tines, me hearties. The time is nigh.

“Do you have to swear so much, dude?”

Girl, just drop your eggs in the current, and I’ll disperse my spermatozoa all over 'em!

Wouldn’t it be a bit more concerning if it exploded into smaller, yet complete satellites…? Exploding “into pieces” seems downright SOP to me.

Source material for brillo pads

And deprive myself of such… enlightening conversation? Perish the thought!

Worst. Pokemon. Ever.

Consider me a sworn enemy, then. Can’t stand that man.

Wow, what an eloquent and persuasive argument. I’m convinced.

Skibirillion?

Wait, so Darth Vader is

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Define “kid.”

“Say no to non-euclidian spaces!”

That’s what’s up, Doc.

Saw that but then saw the original is old enough to vote, so i had to go old skool.

“We seek The One Ring!”

“No thanks, we already have one!”

But only after 🎵 Taking The Hobbies To Isrngard! 🎶

“Emergency. Induction. Port.”

“Mynochs. They were chewing on the fallopian couplings.”