Cliffjumper

I’ve never been to a wedding where tapping the side of a wine glass didn’t immediately silence the room.

No idea why a gun would be necessary.

Oh no, I completely agree and I continue with it because I really like the service. It just so happens that it’s on top of a whole raft of other increases, some of which are absolutely not justified.

Still can’t bring myself to use proton pass. I’ll be much happier when proton drive better integrates with desktop machines as well but calendar, VPN, email and the bonus simplelogin premium are way too useful.

Oh look, another one.

YouTube: premium is increasing

Spotify: we’re increasing your sub

Bank: we’re increasing your mortgage

Supermarket: we’re increasing your food spend

Car insurance: we’re increasing your premium

Household bills: we’re increasing water, gas and electricity

Broadband: we’re increasing your fees

Cellphone: your contract renewal is higher than last year

Salary: fuck you, peasant

Bank Of England: Just stop spending

Disney: Hi …

Many many episodes but I have a special place in my heart for VOY: Message In A Bottle.

“Stop breathing down my neck.”

“My breathing is merely a simulation.”

“So is my neck! Stop it anyway!”