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I’m… genuinely confused. My comment was definitely on the right post yesterday. I’ve never seen this thread. I blame kbin shenanigans.

Acutis was beatified by Pope Francis in October 2020 after a first miracle was attributed to him, involving a Brazilian boy born with a pancreatic defect who said he was healed after praying to Acutis.

According to Vatican News, the news portal of the Holy See, the second miracle involved a Costa Rican woman whose daughter had a bicycle accident and was given a low chance of survival by doctors

Has the bar for “miracle” always been that low? People don’t die around me all the time, can I be sainted?

hopefully it’ll just be a standalone performance, and not some crazy attempt to start a new Jackman Wolverine series of movies

Coming soon to Netflix: Deadpool and the Wolverine, the newest Marvel series!

A grocery store near my house has an entrance exactly like this, except the roads are 3 lanes each. It’s genuinely a nightmare to navigate if it’s even remotely busy.

Conversations about language aside, the error is that “Monday” is a string with a length of 6.

So I guess sashimi is a sandwich, but cannoli is sushi. Flawless logic.

Remember when people were taking pot shots at power stations a couple years ago? We’ll probably have more stupid shit like that.

Pretty sure it’s supposed to be the sound of a machine running. Most popular example I can think of is “haha money printer go brrr”.

JFK was here… and there… and over here… and a little over there…

Oompa Loompa Doopity Dee

We can’t assume liability!

My old workplace’s timecard system used dropdowns for hours and minutes for every day. Took like 10 minutes to fill out for the week. It was awful.

Wouldn’t the opposite be Jesus’s mother? In other words… Mary is the anti-Christ?!

My favorite (probably inaccurate) point about the name “Jesus Christ”: the name “Christ” means “anointed one”, as you said. People were generally anointed by having oil poured on their head. “Jesus” is just contemporary form of the name “Joshua”. So in another life, “Jesus Christ” could literally be translated as “Oily Josh”.

Remember when their account signup page said “It’s free, and always will be”? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Oh good. Now they’re literally paying the karma-farming bots to spam recycled and stolen content. That will surely end well.

Same… turns out, milkshakes and pizza (with the right toppings) are vegetarian, and eating them multiple times a week will, in fact, expand your waistline.

I’m extremely surprised that the number is only 95%.

People keep bringing up “percentage” like it means anything at all. If I donated 10% of my net worth to Maui, I would have to skip groceries for a couple of months to get by. If Oprah were to donate 90% of her net worth, she would still have more money than I’ll ever see in my lifetime. Percentages mean nothing to the lifestyles of billionaires.

So we’re keeping the reddit trend of posting any tabloid-level “headline” about Musk as if it’s technology news?

Also doesn’t sound like something Jesus would say

It is literally something he said, after specifically being asked about paying taxes.