Don’t forget the magic incantations.

Good list.

Followed by actually radically and fundamentally overhauling your entire nation so that it’s better than it was before Trump?

Op I keep forgetting to ask, is your photo meant to be Darth Vader or am I tripping?

Healing trauma?

And the thousands of nerve endings that provide a better experience, do they magically grow back as well or it just stretched skin?

Oh those are manually written into the title.

It is but shrinkflation hit and you can only do jabs now.

Would he have been laid off if the capitalist didn’t chase a profit?

British kids book series, that was also an American cartoon series at some point.

Well if he was snorting coke, it would make sense why he’s now trapped.

This is literally the advantage of the Fediverse. Users of an instance are capable of moving around elsewhere and still using most of the system.

Let me tell the damn story now! He said “treefiddy” And so I realized that it wasn’t no president, it was that goddam Little Saint James monster again trying to trick me into giving him treefiddy by dressing up like an air traffic controller. Don’t that just beat all?!

Typical Mamdani W.

I think billionaires swinging at the gallows is better than Palantir existing.

It’s a joke about how the unkempt shitty house on the street brings down the neighbours value, implying America is your shitty neighbour.

Fuck ZioNazis

Oh man, reminds me of that amazing 3D FPS demo from 20 years ago.

Fuck our military are morons.