Assalamualaikum brother mustafa, it seems that Allah SWT didn’t bless you with intelligence. Please read more books, inshallah you will be a better person

Officer #1: [repeating through megaphone] The one with the phone, tweets!

Officer #2: [handing out phones] One out of two gets a phone.

Officer #1: The one without, follows him! When the one with the phone gets killed, the one who is following picks up the phone and tweets!