That would actually be bed bugs who solely reproduce through traumatic insemination, where they literally have knives for dicks and just repeatedly stab the female to nut in their body cavity.

Nature uh … Finds a way …

It is truly depressing to remember the vast majority of people, in the US at least, are only about as smart as a 6th grader.

Me loading up my pizza with hot sauce like I don’t have debilitating acid reflux.