Cool story bruh

Mamdani famously does not indulge in breakfast hams!

Here’s how Americans “solve” it: stop destabilizing Latin America, take climate change seriously, and otherwise mind your own business and let them figure their own shit out.

The other “but do you condemn Hamas” of leftism, gotta say it or you scare the bitches.

So did Narcissus

“I’m watching my weight”

“This is how we knew”

Tbf, they are better. Real big of Vegeta to realize that doesn’t stop humans from being people.

I miss the class conscious cuckoos

There’s a difference between immediate feedback and delayed, not to mention that pain doesn’t actually need existing neurons, it can fire solely on the CNS not receiving signals it was expecting like in phantom limb

Tldr meh, maybe

Go look at the sun and tell us if you get a headache

What would a riot do that those residents were too scared of doing?

He already has? Y’all seem to have forgotten he started as a liberal darling.

Yep. The market can stay irrational etc

The thing is though as long as it goes down that’s usually all you need. You don’t need a total collapse.

Fuhrer Trump decreed that tacos are hot dogs

Oh look

The continuing merger of state and corporate power

I was going to say there’s a pretty big racism metaphor going on but I guess predators are rarely milked

I think Palpatine started it if you really want to get down to it

condescendingly explains the most basic of concepts

gets offended when they’re mocked in turn

To a certain extent, sure, duh.

But hey, you trust the stock, all in on it buddy.

You’ll hit the moon for sure.

Black people redo high fives when the honkies aren’t watching

You’re cancelled

Well, there’s also Lucifer’s questionable scheme to genocide and enslave all the customers, though that part is debated.