Is this the future of entertainment? Instead of all that pesky filming, just whack each scene into a four panel format with text spelling out the joke then call it a day. Hilarious!

When did we flip into this timeline? Alongside the garbage he’s spouting, half the screen is an ad for a “Trump combat knife”. Like seriously… What the fuck?

This is Hippopotamus destiny!

I didn’t mind the dark tower movie before since I knew nothing about the book series. I’m on Wizard and Glass now though and in hindsight… That movie was absolute trash and pretty offensive to the fanbase.

It was a super gross and embarassing era.

Are you saying horny people wouldn’t fuck because porn exists? It’s a masturbatory aid, not masturbation itself. I cannot for the life of me think of an occasion where it would affect reproduction.

“I’m not going to go out tonight, guys. I’m going to watch porn instead.”

“I as a 16 year old would rather watch porn than get laid”

"I know we’re really hitting it off and it seems like we’re going to bang but I’d rather go whack off to a few videos on the internet "

Your comparison is more like hotdog vs a fork.

Porn is not a substitute for sex though.

Ooh yeah. This is my future!