That was literally my first thought, too. This is not some random African country that threw off its oppressors after WWII. This is *South Africa, where the oppressors held on until the 1990s. Here’s a leader from a country whose racial reconciliation we still haven’t come close to replicating, and President Musk Trump thinks the country is too unfair to white people.

IIRC there are only 2 states that don’t abide by Daylight Saving Time: Arizona & Hawaii

I went to an Indian place once and asked the waiter to make my food spicy. It was kinda medium-spicy, and when the waiter asked if it was spicy enough, I–stupid white boy I am–said no. He took the dish back to the kitchen. He returned a little later with the chef. They both watched me take a bite and regret my decision. Through the tears, I told them the Spice was just right. They laughed.

Joke’s on you. I’m in dark mode all the time.

There’s a subreddit called “Watch it for the plot,” but the plot refers to the woman’s … huge tracts of land.

Good. Can you either delete the kid in the middle or make the random ponytail attach correctly to the kid in the foreground?

Technically, this is the summary of the original trilogy, too. He finally calms down at the end of RotJ

I think my username will help you lol

Boooo! Hisss! It’s chill and mellow. I think it is a great counterpoint on the album!

Dammit, Mercury! Get back to being closest to the sun right now!

(Yes, I read the article. This is a joke)

I’m in my early 40s, and I’m more of a leftist today than I was when I was 18.

“What’s with people liking the thing I don’t like?”

Seriously, people. Can we not gatekeep Star Trek? Does Enterprise have its problems? Absolutely, but so does literally every other Trek show. Every series has its own ups and downs, and while Enterprise might have issues, it has redeeming qualities, too. No one is going to make you like Enterprise, but don’t be critical of other people because they like it.

Translation: people have always been morons.

My name is Guy Incognito

Man, the Bradys haven’t aged well.

Lol the more I learn about humanity, the worse it gets

When she and the alternate Kirk went on their little time travel adventure, the episode ended with La’an calling Kirk to ask about some kind of bullshit info she needed for Sam Kirk’s file.

I saw the whole security excuse as an extension of that.

History teacher here. He is technically not wrong. Eventually, history will forget Stalin. It just won’t be in my lifetime, or anytime in the next several hundred (thousand?) years.

I mean, humanity will go extinct eventually.

I didn’t know that! Thanks!

Isn’t chupacabra from the Caribbean though?