Aah, the things Trump’s Gestapo wouldn’t do to distract from the Epstein files…

Watching documentaries about the SS, more likely.

Has he been ordered to come report back to his handler?

He’s not listening to advice from Putin, he’s taking orders.

Okay in fairness it’s probably not true. What is definitely true though is that whatever he does is a distraction from the only question that matters:

WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES?

This device is now mandated to watch TV or browse the internet in Germany:

But these sham community engagement exercises piss me off

That’s Google for you: they’ve been doing self-serving open-source for decades.

For instance: they open-sourced Android. That helped Android become the dominant platform and Google capture the cellphone market. Since then, Google has been slowly moving their stuff away from the open-source AOSP and into their proprietary stack, introduced proprietary features that are almost compulsory for a practical, working Android system like Play Protect, and are actively killing deGoogled ROMs.

There’s only one thing to keep in mind with Google: if they do something, it’s not in your interest, and they know how to play long games. Anything they do will be used against you some day.

Tūtū Pele is angry and demands that the Thief of Kauai Zuckerberg be thrown into the Kilauea to calm Her fury.

Who’s surprised by this? The gold digger in chief is from Slovenia and most likely would be arrested by ICE and deported if her sugar daddy wasn’t the President of the United States…

It’s almost as if Mayor Adams is doing a fascism on behalf of Trump. I really wonder why…

Funny, I desperately want Nazis out of DC immediately too…

And pedos… Where’s the Epstein file Donald?

He saw Kash Patel and immediately died of shame.

I once tried to record / replay my FIAT keyfob with my F0, and it did unlock the car once. Then I spend a bunch of money having the remote lock replaced.

I’d like more evidence that this works reliably before attempting the same thing again…

This man is one step closer to a leading position in the Trump administration. Good career move!

How about the Epstein files?

the people running the show are *also* bumbling fucking morons.

The morons in and around the White House aren’t the ones running the show. They’re puppets, and the puppetmasters are the Heritage Foundation. And THEY are anything but morons.

descent into a kind of fusion of tech and fascism

This isn’t new.

One of the defining traits of fascism is that the private sector is in cahoots with the government. In fact, that’s the root of the words fascism: fasces in Latin means bundle - the bundling of state and private interests.

Corporations have no principles and no morals: whatever will make them more money, they’ll ro-ro with. When it takes colluding with an authoritatian regime, they have no problems getting onboard.

The danger today compared to IBM helping the Nazis is of course that today’s computers are vastly more powerful than mechanical tabulators. This is going to turbocharge the dystopia orders of magnitudes.

And finally, people have been lulled into a false sense of security and convinced to give away a lot more personal information than they should’ve for the past 25 years - the “I have nothing to hide, why do I need privacy?” fallacy. Now they’re going to find out why they should have been careful. I almost want to say “I told you so” every day, having been called a paranoid crackpot for the past 25 years, but it’s so sad and so too late that it isn’t even anything to gloat about…

Everybody thinks she got a sweet deal for exonerating Trump in writing during her interview with Trump’s shyster.

It’s probably true, but I have another theory: she might have been moved there so she’s easier to whack.

Because thinnk about it: wouldn’t it be a shame if Ghislaine Maxwell was suddenly unable to testify at all? Then Trump and the Bondi woman could simply say “Oh well, I guess we’ll never know” and move on.

So is this the Trump Youth?

It’s looking Nazier by the day in this motherfucker…

A lot of candidates probably balk at the thought of becoming SS-like goons because ya know, morals…

And even those without any morals probably reckon Trump and his fascist henchmen won’t always be there, and then they’ll be held accountable for what they did during the Trump regime.

That’s also why ICE wants to hire teenagers: kids often don’t think things through and are more easily manipulated.

Trump likes them young. No question about it.