I can put most of ingredients on pasta or pizza but I draw the line when it comes to beer. I am with Germans on this one.

I was actually shocked when I went to Rio and people were adding ketchup to pizza

That is shocking, BBQ sauce or sweet chilli sauce works much, much better.

You are entitled to your own opinion irrespectivly of how wrong it is.

They all make sense. Ask Yoda.

Out of interest, which game was it?

True, using Google. But all this information was posted a while ago, usually at least year ago if not few years. This is my experience anyway.

They thought it was a snake trying to attack them.

That sucks.

if you don’t wash your salad and get a massive load into yourself

Who spunks on a salad?

Have you finnished?

Imagine pulling up to McDonald’s after a shitty day at work and this asshole is working the window?

There is this nice tradition in the UK of throwing milkshakes at fascists. Just Google “Nigel farage milkshake”.

I mean, just off the top of my head ways that could go wrong:

• car bomb.
• sawed off shotgun
• normal shotgun in grandma’s minivan
• any assortment of pistols, including grampa’s .45 snubby.
• chemical attack (acid. Base. In a mug. Or weed spraying jug.)
• special mention to Novichok
• biologic (similar delivery.)
• nuclear. (Special mention to Russian polonium.)

Keep going, I am really enjoying it.

They cost businesses a lot in charges, significantly more than Visa or mastercard.

That’s how everyone looks at engineers.

What the fuck are these things? 🤦‍♂️

I had a girlfriend asking me like twice a week for a year- when I was going to propose and then I did and she said no

Trolling level champion

There is one registered in Czechia.

Is it one plane flying into 5 sky scrappers?

More like papermache.

Tell me you are from the US without telling me.