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Reminds me of the thing where Australians were eating a common species of fish that was previously unknown to science.

Yeah, I’d only do that exclusively around people that don’t think I’m a piece of shit. Otherwise, could come off as transphobia or something.

Man, (neutral), southern is preferable for usage of y’all, but most people can pull it off. Edit: somehow forgot to type the most important part. Have some god damn faith.

Oh, man, I’m pretty decent at this. Man is a favorite of mine. You may be thinking “that’s not neutral”. To that I say, yuh huh. Pardner, obviously said in some kind of Arthur Morgan impression (quality irrelevant). Buddy, if you want to be dismissive, as in “Yeah, sure buddy”. Bitch, to be used with close colleagues. Also somehow gender neutral. Diva is pretty universal. It has the added plus as a quick little homophobia check. Girliepop, similar usage as diva. Pookie/ pookie bear, to be used with close friends and partners.

As a joke, I’d probably say something like “and all the other ones”. Hope that isn’t offensive or something.

How do you know?

I mean, ice cream is good. Pizza is good. Doesn’t mean that they should be together. Lighthearted criticism is always pretty good. Us Americans have plenty of serious and light hearted criticisms made about us. The French and British are the only ones that compare in the lighthearted category. Let me make fun of the baguette eaters and Shittertonians.

Okay, that’s pretty ridiculous. Y’all seemed to take my joke about making fun of the French and English a little seriously. I mean the unserious shitting on. Like the French eating snails. And the fact that beans on toast is a thing.

At least Americans can still shit on England and the French! That’s about it though…

What, really? Shocked, shocked, I tell you.

Oh lol, I thought it was the percentage of the population. Looked like a North Korean election lmao

How is it above 100% in some places?

Yeah, I thought this was about that one at first.

True, true. Unfortunately, maim or otherwise seriously injure wasn’t one of the rows.

Ayyyyyyyy Ofc Cuomo would get Staten Islan lmao

Is that “Schlomoschlexual” in the bottom picture?

BOOOOOOOOO

Always has been.

Go, I will. Good (platonic) relations with the sapphics, I have.

Does it have to do with tall men?