Try tap.

Did it instantly turn on? No?

Try hold.

Now you turned it off, maybe.

Is the pear tree included? Do I get one pear tree? 12 pear trees? No pear tree? This might be a dealbreaker, so take your time answering.

We can’t move on without a proper segue. How about politics+beans memes? I can’t imagine anyone would be unhappy with that.

Quick, someone quietly transfer OP to a different parish

You look like you were once an elf.

It sued itself in its confusion!

Toyota, Mazda and Honda are the only makes I’ve really ever considered, or ever plan to consider. Of those 3, Honda has not gone that route yet as far as I know. Correct me if I’m wrong.

I was considering a Mazda for my next car. Now I’m not.

I live in a place that gets fucking cold in the winter. If the normal fob option were always available and you get the option to pay for the convenience using an app, that would be one thing - though $10/month for that is ridiculous. But removing the fob option and locking this basic feature behind a subscription is exactly the sort of game I don’t want my vehicle to play with me.

Go ahead and sell roadside coverage, parts/repairs, batteries, get royalties from Sirius or whatever for extra cash flow. Make a great app that adds new convenient live-service features and is worth paying for, even. But fuck all these new subscription un-gimping games.

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Howard the coward ^👐

^squirrel

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Always hire a monopoly lawyer.

The most ambitious crossover

It’s all leading to one final product: VR sex robots

My SO to me after her 12 evenly spaced out morning alarms all occurred during hours 2-4 of my 5 hours of sleep last night.

Please select all videos with couches to continue.

We’re concerned that your home doesn’t look soul crushing enough. Please upgrade your home office by installing fluorescent tube lights and covering your walls with rough faded blue grey cloth, or we’ll need you to come into the office.

Doesn’t even have AI, how am I supposed to know what to eat

Imagine paying to read CNN, specifically. There are respectable newspapers that people won’t pay for.

It’ll backfire and they’ll fall back on more ads. 10 minutes of ads for every 2 minutes of political talk shows. On their website, an ad between every paragraph.