You might want a dehumidifier if misteries happen often enough.

Ontario did at least in 2009 2010 before I was deported.

Might mean webnovel.

Can’t have any turnover if they’re dead taps forehead

If I knew with confidence that what they were doing wasn’t harming anyone, and wasn’t gang related bullshit I’d just look the other way. The department can’t fault you for “missing” things.

Example would be catching someone tattooing. This often ended up with time in solitary. But if it wasn’t a gang tat, and the inmates weren’t dicks about being caught/immediately flushing all the evidence I’d just kick the tattoo artist out of the cell and the half finished tattoo is enough punishment. They’ll get it finished one way or another but it’s more funny to me than sending them to the hole, and they appreciate it most of the time. If my supervisor happened to be with me, or watching me though, you were cooked. Most understood the fact that I would protect my income over them being as I wouldn’t give a fuck literally any other time, but my hands have been tied more than once when shit should have slid by.

Just to piggyback with my own anecdote: do you think this ends when you’re finally in prison? NOPE. Same deal on the inside. Just change misdemeanor with “minor infraction” and felony with “major infraction.”

Source: ex CO.

Minor infractions were at my discretion and unless you were being a dick about it summarily ignored my by me. Majors I had no choice, no matter how stupid. Fortunately though it’s only on paper that I didn’t have a choice.

“Minor attracted person” the whitewashed version of the word pedophile.

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This’ll bring their fax machines up to the current century for sure.

That’s some quality venom.

Why is THAT the line for your privacy? I’d take them knowing my piss schedule over literally all of the other private information they have access to.

Lol

Yeah Sobe is FUCKED up on sugar.

Honestly this is a very good perspective, it’s unfortunate that I mostly see this as a poignant reminder that people have only gotten dumber over time that stuff like this needs to be said.

Some real sketti n butter vibes from the photo.

Oh he does, he just works faster than the eye can see.

You can already tell they didn’t cut correctly, as they didn’t cut themselves.

From the bowels of one if the world’s less cared about time capsules. Just wait until we Crack open an article from Digg, funnyjunk or i-am-bored.

I vote Steven Segall as David Xanatos. Eddie Murphy as Goliath, and Fran Drescher of SAG-AFTRA fame for Demona. It could work.