What does King Koopa have to do with any of this?

“One dead CEO.”

“Many more to go.”

Just quoting my favorite construction equipment, please don’t ban.

“Hey Ross, when you were yelling ‘piv-AT piv-AT,’ what did you mean?”

Ever heard of the cable channel TLC? You might change you assessment…

They do. They’re just drones, tho.

Remember the poors killing that sweet, innocent healthcare denier? Well, DON’T!

LOOK! DRONES!

“Taylor Hanson is a boy?!? OH GAWD…!”

Applicable Carlin quotes:

“If you’re pre-born, you’re fine. If you’re preschool, your fucked.”

“Conservatives like live babies because they grow up to be dead soldiers.”

And finally “You ever notice how these ‘pro-life’ dicks are people you’d never wanna fuck in the first place?!”

"The unborn are a convenient group of people to advocate for. They never make demands of you; they are morally uncomplicated, unlike the incarcerated, addicted, or the chronically poor; they don’t resent your condescension or complain that you are not politically correct; unlike widows, they don’t ask you to question patriarchy; unlike orphans, they don’t need money, education, or childcare; unlike aliens, they don’t bring all that racial, cultural, and religious baggage that you dislike; they allow you to feel good about yourself without any work at creating or maintaining relationships; and when they are born, you can forget about them, because they cease to be unborn. You can love the unborn and advocate for them without substantially challenging your own wealth, power, or privilege, without re-imagining social structures, apologizing, or making reparations to anyone. They are, in short, the perfect people to love if you want to claim you love Jesus, but actually dislike people who breathe. Prisoners? Immigrants? The sick? The poor? Widows? Orphans? All the groups that are specifically mentioned in the Bible? They all get thrown under the bus for the unborn.”

• Pastor David Barnhart

“We’re so pro-life we’ll fucking KILL YOU to prove it!”

Between this story and the Alex Jones story, I’m beginning to think judges should also… well, i can’t say what i think should happen and not violate ToS…

Pelosi isn’t a cunt. Something something depth and warmth. She’s below a cunt; she’s a cankle.

Right this way, Brandon.

Let us proceed, Brandon.

The point you’re talking about was 2016.

YOU’RE just a bunch of shapes and colors!

I don’t see anyone arguing. This is more like cats using a scratching post. Gotta keep the claws sharp, after all.

Me too! Did you take the $10, or the two 4 packs of redbull when they settled that it does in fact not give you wings? Did you invest that windfall? Have you turned that monetary gain into an empire yet…?

I am Jack’s pancreas. I get cancer, Jack dies.