You’re correct, mb. I’m smashing like two or three of them together.

The ratio of unicorns to leprechauns

Out another diverse chick in it and make her gay and lame.

Ftfy.

Who sends messages to nobody…?!

“Rob Schneider is Kenny!”

Disagree. If it’s knowledge that’s needed to gain citizenship, and he’s calling to strip citizenship, he should at least know “the date of a thing,” yes?

What’s the power level of them big fuckin’ guns, anyway…?

“I wanna see the tiny-hand man fly!”

Open and shut case. Bake him away, toys.

Occasionally, a flashgitz ad segment is more entertaining than the actual vid.

Industry joke time:

Why does thunder always come after the lightning?

Because even GOD has to wait for the sound guy.

DNC: Kruger/Voorhees 2028!

I snickered way too hard at this.

FISHING! I mean Leader!

I am become Pricks, destroyer of trust.

I’m a bit of a 4. Same shit, different day. Just gotta wait for Greg to get home and throw a stick.

“Hey Brick, where’d you get that hand grenade?”

In response, the judge ordered Mangione’s lawyers to be cuffed and gagged.

Exactly. Luigi and Thompson’s killer are two people.

That’s one lazy loch ness monsta.