Yeah, but Platner once left a 5% tip, and jaywalked after…! He’s the truly evil one!

Ahoi hoi!

The adults, sure. The kids don’t deserve that.

“I take no responsibility.”

• Trump, before being elected a second time.

Fucker can’t spell cite.

Can’t murder family now. Eating.

Dying in the water wars

Not a lot of teenagers with 401ks

My Spanglish speaking homies wanna know:

“¿You’re a joto, no?”

Homer, when you go home tonight, there’ll be an extra floor on your house.

Long live the Conan years

Everyone hated that.

At this time of year?

BELTA LOWDA!

Do the senators and congressmen, not lowly grunts.

They should try Drake. He likes 'em young, too, Donny.

What if the increased ‘free’ labor that things like this provide was just… shared equitably among everyone in the community? What if we had UBI so people didn’t need to work gig economy jobs that could be done by robots?

This happens just after the money begins to “trickle down.”

I met a retired Marine that said this exact thing. “We can’t raise their taxes, i don’t wanna pay that when I’m a billionaire.”

Sure, Steve, as we paint the wall in a bar. I’ll be a billionaire in just a minute.

Copaganda.

“M’pants.”

“What about your pants, Mr. Stewart?”

“Pooped 'em.”