
Is that a… Cleveland Rock(s!)?

Is that a… Cleveland Rock(s!)?
Are you seriously so stupid as to not get they’re shit talking you…?

But only after you open up your ribcage to let some UV in.

B-b-but, the headline already had me halfway to a hate boner…! This context takes that away from me!!!


It’s called codependency, and it’s running rampant amongst my peers.
My highschool buddy has been “dating” (they’re basically married at this point) his girl for over 15 years, and they can’t stand each other. No kids, not married, no real obligations. Hate each other most days, and terrified of the idea of breaking up. It’s fucking surreal at a bbq.


That’s called Spanglish 'round these parts.

Operation Seriously Guys Epstein Is SoOoOo 2010 You Can Totally Move On Now was a thundering success.


We work hard, we play hard.


Can’t. Elon used that on one of his factories or data centers somewhere.


“I ain’t sayin’ nuthin!”
“It was a cruelty-free brick, but that’s about to change…”


It’s been happening off and on for about 6 weeks for me.

The Federal Bureau of Impediment. “We don’t even need an investigation to know we did nothing wrong this time.”
830pm: “It comes in PINTS?!?”


“Joke”…?


Those tiny hands make his massive unit look bigger!


The only thing “hot” about her was the lead.

Most of them believe in a talking dead guy that sits on a cloud and watches them pee, also.
They’re not sending their best or their brightest.
Star TReich