It’s not really the championship trophy if you didn’t earn it. Also when Chelsea eventually lose they’ll know how to take L with actual supertankers sportsmanship

Real men burn shit /s

Well, no. Arabian oil is only a few million years old and peat, a precursor to coal, is still being formed. I could imagine new oil being formed in the Gulf of Mexico and in the Indonesian archipelago

Well the Australian Liberal party (actually right wing) kicked him out for being too much of a dicked soooo yeah