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Cake day: June 13th, 2023

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  • Hello, I am not interested in buying your house. But I would like to use your restroom, dig through your magazines, rearrange your shelves, and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner.

    HA! NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS!

    No idea what season, but I’m pretty sure this immediately follows “whoa, windows! I don’t think I can afford this place.”









  • Gleddified@lemmy.catoMemes@lemmy.mlDeal breaker
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    1 year ago

    Use a service like simplelogin for emails. Worth every penny.

    If they require a name: either Santa Claus or Whatsit Tooya (what kind of ridiculous name is that?)

    Phone #?: 867-5309

    DOB: January 1, 1970 (the dawn of Unix time)

    Fuck 'em, never give them a thing. My favourite thing is when I get to give info like this to a real live person, we always get to share a giggle.