He’s got that Half-Life G-Man look on his face.

“Boss, most of the bricks we have are broken in pieces. We can’t build the wall per specifications.”

“We have a deadline, get it done however possible by the end of the day today.”

You would think that Microsoft would have implemented better functionally by now. Yeah they had WordPad but that sucked too.

Like, c’mon, allow me to alt-highlight blocks of text already.

The best languages allow you to program not just emojis as outputs, but with emojis themselves. 🫳⌨️🖥️

1. How would you rate Henderson as a Service?

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

2. Why did you cancel your Henderson Subscription?

• Too expensive

• Henderson not needed at this time

• Found a better Henderson elsewhere (lies!)

• I needed more Henderson than was available

• Other (please specify in terms of Hendersoness): _______________________

3. Would you recommend Henderson to your friends and colleagues? Y/N

4. I liked Henderson for:

• Attention to Detail

• Responsiveness at work

• Expertise in emails and spreadsheets

• Henderson

5. Please describe in exactly 500 words about your pleasant experiences with Henderson (required field). You can complement his bod here.

The early Chrome was crazy fast when it had none of the bloat.