I understand that this looks like a pretty good setup for a Final Destination movie.

Or, hell, even if Bill Clinton is a weird old criminal creep, he’s still willing to throw himself under the bus to destroy another weird old criminal creep. He’s in effect saying “Yeah, motherfucker, let’s do this thing. I’m willing to destroy what’s left of my public reputation if it’ll take you down, too.”

Relevant xkcd

I’m not actively looking for a Pug / Lhasa Apso mix, but if I ever adopt one I’m definitely going to name it Pablo Pugapso.

Goku was burning through a Type II Kardshev civilization’s worth of energy. He was hongry. Flavor was definitely secondary.

Different kinds of hits, but… goddamn. I saw a guy in a rugby game take a full-on elbow to the face while running full tilt and go pinwheeling to the ground… and the game continued without so much as a comment from the announcer.

The threshold I have for Marvel movies post-Endgame is “Is there anything in this movie, directing, plot, performance, or effects-wise that ought to be deeply embarrassing for the movie makers?” Most don’t pass that test, and the few that do rarely rise much higher than that fairly low bar of just-barely-mediocrity.

Okay, but what’s going on here?

I’m so glad that Obvious Plant is expanding into the food market.

probably brewing tea in their tank

Definitely brewing tea in their tank.

I object on the basis that he gets to sit in this cool car and I don’t.

Don’t forget the multi-generational damage done to the earning potential of everyone who has gone to jail, or who is impacted by a relative going to jail!

A: This is an ad.

B: Fuck it, I want that knife. Anyone know where I can get one?

Edit: Okay, here it is.

We’d have to ask /u/dual_sport_dork if it’s even worth it’s relatively cheap price tag. I’d lay even odds that it’s not.

Well, the only way we can know for sure is through experiment. We should clone a bunch of Hitler babies and see if any of them come out with micro-penises. Of course, we couldn’t do it in Germany for obvious reasons, and the chance of them recognized in America is still a little too high. Maybe somewhere in South America… like Peru… or Chile… or somewhere in that neighborhood…

Map the tonal range of the human voice from 00000, the lowest-pitched, to 99999, the highest-pitched. Sing a note into your microphone that corresponds to your postal code.

EDIT: Make it a Base-36 range so as to allow letters A-Z when they are used in postal codes.