From Bag Balm:

Originally, it was used for only cows’ udders, but farmers’ wives noticed the softness of their husbands’ hands, and started using the product themselves.

Doesn’t look good.

The Creator would appear as endowed with a passion for stars, on the one hand, and for beetles on the other, for the simple reason that there are nearly 300,000 species of beetle known, and perhaps more, as compared with somewhat less than 9,000 species of birds and a little over 10,000 species of mammals.

-J.B.S. Haldane

I was working on a Shakespeare play one time and I started keeping notes on lines that sounded like episode titles. These are all from the same play:

The Feverous Earth

The Parallel Fellow

The Volume of Time

The Borrower of the Night

A Fruitless Crown

That Which We Destroy

The Tender Eye

The Timely Inn

The Season of All Natures

The Power of Man

His Earth-Bound Root

To Appease an Angry God

In the Tyrant’s Grasp

Blunt Not the Heart

The Seeds of Time

The Golden Round

Honor Unaccompanied

The Serpent and the Flower

Full disclosure: I was thinking of these as Doctor Who titles, but I think the principle is sound.

That was the name of my half-orc barbarian!

Actually his name was Gary Crunch, but everyone called him Grunch except for his parents.

“Things that are normal when you’re poor but ‘impressive’ when you’re rich.”

• Walking everywhere

• Eating simple grains

• Hunting / fishing for food

• Spending time with your family

But… I’m still using it!

Similar experience, though I think my mom was just white-knuckling her way through being a single mom with two kids, so she didn’t have a lot left over to pursue her passions and share that with us. That, and her father was a monster, so my grandmother was doing her own white-knuckle process a generation prior. I’m trying to make myself more emotionally available to my kid, because I’d like to reduce the generational trauma, but it’s going to make for an interesting conversation someday.

Unexplained Ferrous Objects

It’s consistently interesting to me the way that AI image generators seem to grasp the basic concept of regular repeating patterns, but inevitably get bored and start going all wibbly wobbly. The keyboard and the striped shirt are great examples; it can tell that there should be regular, parallel groups of lines, but it quickly devolves into a dementia patient trying to draw a chess board.

😳😬

I DID tell the guide what he was wearing because I didn’t want us to end up in a military detention cell but the guide was like “Eh, it’s fine,” so I guess it was, but boy it didn’t feel like it should have been!

I got a tour of a military base with a guy who was wearing smart glasses and I couldn’t fucking believe that someone didn’t grab them off his face and break them in half. I was being VERY careful to ask if I was permitted to take pictures in some places (in at least one of which where the answer was No), and this dude was cruising around like Boris Badunov trying to gather secrets.

If you’re doing bendy sex positions and your partner farts and you can’t both have a laugh about it and continue with the bendy sex then your relationship needs an upgrade.

How to draw a pig

The “doppelganger problem” is really why this is not an easy issue to answer. If someone gets exclusive rights to a specific face, who is to say another person naturally having a similar face isn’t being wronged? How close is too close?

At what point is Natalie Portman allowed to sue Keira Knightley?

See also: Rodin bronzes.

Call me crazy, but I don’t think the president should have the ability to fire all of these supposedly apolitical positions. The president should be walled off from those kind of decisions specifically to prevent the office from being able to hand out positions based on political loyalty and bribes. But maybe I’m just a kooky go nuts crazy guy.

But it comes with a free frogurt!