Well, shivering from cold is probably indistinguishable from shame and uncontrollable murderous telekinetic rage, so you were good!


We could put on a really big tinfoil hat and say that this is all a plan to funnel billions of taxpayer dollars to J&J by way of crafting an airtight lawsuit for them to win and get awarded an absolutely massive payout.

[Monkey’s paw curls finger]
Wish granted! The ticket will be Hillary Clinton with John Fetterman as her VP!
The chain emails copied it out of Reader’s Digest.
I’m not going to lie, sometimes I have fun in my car by just practicing various maniacal Joker laughs.
*crashes, car bursts into flames, driver climbs out of wreck and walks through fireball, is fine except that the waistband on his underwear melted to his skin, thereby prompting F1 to require special fireproof underwear for their drivers.
Perhaps you could get AMD to pay you $35 billion for the hypothetical potential of amusement later on.
We don’t boil our pancakes.
Madison Cawthorn? The gun-toting sex-pest who got caught driving without a license Madison Cawthorn?!
We’ll discuss Elrond’s muscle mommy fixation at a later time.


Those are awesome. It doesn’t quite reach those heights, but I was always fond of the opening theme from Ski or Die.
I’ll absolutely grant that hammering is a skill that can be improved upon and that a skilled hammerer is quite the thing to behold. I think of the times I’ve seen experienced blacksmiths banging away for hours with forearms that look like Popeye’s, barely breaking a sweat. So yes, there’s a skill tree to be developed.
That said… a lot of people seem to have an idea that using tools, or even more broadly the inherent strength of their own bodies, is somehow beyond their ability, and a lot of the time that’s just beginners’ jitters. Absent of a particular physical limitation, most people probably can learn how to effectively use a hammer (or a hand saw, or a screw gun, or a crow bar, or any number of useful items) within a couple minutes. It’s our collective mistake for teaching people that they haven’t got ready access to those skills and strengths.
Growing a moustache is pure genetic luck, and you can learn how to swing a hammer in about thirty seconds.
My grandmother’s will said “you can donate my body to the university, and if they don’t need it then I hear the state police can use it to train dogs to find corpses, and that’s good too.”



Weaponization or dangerous rays are not among the challenges facing space-based solar.