GreenPlasticSushiGrass

I like that God wears a wizard had that says “god” and nothing else.

When I load it, I get the message, “Looking for data files” and below that “Fonts (this might take a while)”. And it does take a while.

-1, -1, -1, -1, -1, -1, …

Better than waiting for GIMP to load fonts, I’d wager.

As they say, a PhD is about learning more and more about less and less. Some of the smartest people at conferences I’ve attended legitimately risk death crossing the street.

I remember one year I heard that weather radios save lives, so I bought them for the whole family one Christmas. They might save more lives if they weren’t loud pains in the ass that eventually get turned off.

They always change my headlight switch from “auto” to “off”. I usually notice on the highway after dark. Eventually.

“It’s a lovely morning in the village, and you are a horrible goose.”

Did people download .exe files in 2006? We were so innocent.