I understand what this meme conveys. It’s great, swapping works. However if I read it mentally and imagine it’s directed at me,… it feels good. I wish men got more compliments, cisgender or not

I would really love to visit but it’s quite far away and the ticket is expensive

I hope he’s better now and stopped stabbing people and jamming his arm into barbed wire

“Any sufficiently advanced idiocy is indistinguishable from satire”

My grandma must have bought this box of biscuits just enough times to manufacture in me the expectation of biscuits each time I opened it, but not quite enough times to persuade me that I wasn’t the victim of some cruel illusion, some precocious debilitating memory disease leading me to think it contained anything else than thread and needles.

My grandma gaslit me

Sounds like a prion disease waiting to happen

oo la la laaaa 🎵 it’s the natural la that the reddfug.ees bri-iiing

Sounds like you need to open a dictionary ! It’s one of those big, stern books. Books are those stacks of paper bound together on one side.

No way, really ? I really thought it was always white and gold. This cannot be the same dress, I do not trust my eyes anymore

phew. that’s enough aggression for one day

Yep. I almost feel like I live in the USA. When in reality of course, the USA doesn’t exist

Windows 8 ?

I visited the founder’s Bluesky account. It’s terrible. The guy is extremely confused

ah, right. I don’t use calling at all, I even forget it’s a thing. To me they might as well be text messengers

I’m not sure what you are referring to. Features such as what ?

Isn’t it fine as it is ?

Google and co have been trying to extract information from my emails for years. It’s presented as a way to automatically make appointments etc but in reality is probably used to build a thorough profile for advertisement

Confidential Lake

Perhaps if you ran Linux you’d be less crankyyyyy

later edit : I hope this message was interpreted for the tongue in cheek that it was

No no I believe there’s a misunderstanding, I am not lecturing. I am offering information as to my perception of your communication, but you are entirely free to disregard it, I have no stake in this