My dumbass would’ve interpreted that as ‘I’m a trump supporter’ and definitely not gotten any action

Can I offer you an aluminum pole in this trying time?

He is gonna use those for terrible things

Putin’s D all ‘bout them lips

Good ol’ pre-wine

Babe wake up, Teeth, the movie is becoming a true story

It shouldn’t exist in the first place.

That parody video is hilarious

Closest thing to a portal gun so far

J a G U a r: feel the roar

Correct, you boof it