You never used protractors in math class?

When your intake valves are clogged with lunchables and protractors, yeah…you’re too close.

In the Greater Boston area it roughly translates to “a degenerate, filthy fuck”

Edit: that might actually be the same for the red sections on the map, just for different reasons

Given the administration’s recent approaches, I’d expect the FCC to review the licenses, come to a quick conclusion, and follow-through with revoking those licenses. Then, things will get interesting when Disney files with the courts, and the Trump admin just blatantly ignores court injunctions and later rulings to reinstate the licenses—actually challenging the authority and legitimacy of an entire branch of our government (if the executive branch refuses to enforce a judicial ruling, do we really have a functional government?).

It is so weird to think that one of the guys from The Man Show will be directly involved in a constitutional crisis which may be the catalyst to the fall of our democracy.

Yeah.

He’s also the unfunny douchebag who weaseled his way into stealing the Tonight Show from two different, more talented hosts.

It’s the “Player 2” movement.

We are all Player 2…

So, was he drinking or smoking his cell phone?

Totally. Capitalism and fascism definitely rhyme.

Probably not. The goal isn’t to sell American routers.

The goal is to sell routers to Americans with government back doors built-in.

Any companies with approval will be providing that back door.

I feel like it is more basic than that.

I think his quote transitioning from asking for help to demanding others “step up” just reveals something he was taught early on—“never show weakness”.

Along with “never admit wrong doing” and “deny ‘til you die”, if you just set a simpleton up with a few basic, immoral, rules and hundreds of millions of dollars, you get Trump.

I vaguely recall a similar approach to detecting law enforcement by scanning for BT signals from common law enforcement BT devices. I don’t recall if they were body cameras or communications equipment or something else, though. Sound familiar to anyone?

Investor Squirrel 1: “All you have to do is gather your acorns right here, and they will instantly double in value!”

Investor Squirrel 2: “Bro’, we’re so sentient!!!”

I love the idea of a bunch of woodland creatures (completely unaware of what mirrors are) investing heavily—and aggressively—in mirrors and mirror-related technology.

I got the sense the NRA reacted more to other gun rights advocates calling out the NRA’s silence, than the NRA immediately reacting to the administration’s comments on exercising 2A rights.

I’ve seen your car, I still think you’re getting pulled over

Can France please save us?