Thanks for the link—I can’t believe they let him get away with not explaining “the most interesting bit”.

I think an AI feature which summarizes articles that have questions for titles and just answers the damn question posed by the title would be nice.

I don’t think it’s fair to say that the shooter actually changed his mind.

Though, he was a pain in the neck which made him lean left for the rest of his life.

Username checks out.

BREAKING NEWS: “President Cunt Cuntily Says Some Cunty Shit”

ALSO: “European Union Stockpiling ScotchGuard Reserves in Anticipation of Future JD Vance Visit”

In the dead centers of Australia, Canada, and Greenland?

Missile bases?

“I think we all know that criminals tend to hang out with criminals,” ICE Deputy Director Madison Sheahan said. “And so when we start to build a case, we’re going to be going after everyone that’s around them. Because these criminals tend to hang out with like-minded people who also happen to be criminals.”

So close to a moment of self-reflection and realization…

There’s a Cold Play incident?

I wonder if it would be possible to extend the capabilities of the software to triangulate the location of a a Stingray or other false tower with a few more of those devices working in concert in the same area.

I thought the idea of anybody nominating Trump for a Nobel Peace Prize stretched beyond the confines of plausible reality, but then I discovered the Nobel Peace Prize recipient of 1973.

Trashiest thing is the thin blue line plate.

“Curse Pierre Jules Cesar Janssen!“

Don’t tell them that

Oh man, when French Jesus turns water into wine, you know it’s good…

Rare texts are kinda my jam, a few highlights in my collection:

• A signed first edition of the Necronomicon (it still screams and bleeds)

• An early draft of the 10 commandments (before it got narrowed down to just 10)

• The treatise between cats and dogs that lead to cats getting litter boxes and dogs getting walks

Nah, it would never happen.

We would end up with comprehensive gun control reform before we ran out of our precious billionaires.

https://youtu.be/avb1XbO0EIs

Maybe it’s points of contact?

Two feet for the urinal.

Two feet and a seat for the toilet?

Don’t you dare give consumers what they want.