Extremely relevant video of Derren Brown, British illusionist: Miracles for Sale - It’s very easy to pretend you have some sort of miracle healing powers.

Brazil already does that, banana pizza with or without chocolate

As an average enjoyer of that particular flavor, fuck anyone who thinks it sounds terrible.

I mean, I’ve seen plenty of Brazilians doing that for years, too.

Are you still using the original HDD it came with, or did you change it? I have an old All-in-one, 2012 Celeron with 2GB RAM which was supposed to be my nephew’s first computer, I installed Xubuntu 18 on it, everything works fine, even some online video watching, but dear lord the R/W speeds are atrociously low, which makes starting up any program a small test of patience.

English exists to spite everyone

Side effect of being the bastard, often beaten child of French and Germanic languages

The whole idea of making phones disposable was stupid from the get go. I’d say that most mid-tier phones from 2017 should be perfectly serviceable for every stupid app being widely used nowadays. High end phones from 7, 8 years ago are still perfectly fine

I mean, even power gamers barely need all the power that the high end phones offer, because mobile games always aim for the low end, with few exceptions.

That fucking Apple started with the stupid shit of gluing the phone, and every other fucking company copied that shit, really pisses me off. 2015 phones could have their backs opened and the battery changed if needed, no need for special tools.

Phones are unlikely to become open, as in owners can actually fuck around with the software and hardware as they’d like, anytime soon. A few try that, but it’s unlikely to become mainstream because there’s no market pressure

Surprise and fear, two kinks!

Her lance is bigger than yours, now what?

Locksmith lawyering intensifies

Doesn’t stop them from using it as the “reason” for several rules

Or go for the cheaper alternatives. Or just buy a 3D printer, so you can have beautiful, unpainted armies that’ll never see any action, just like 70% of all GW models!

It’s known to cause issues, such as costing us money instead of making us money, and making your browsing experience slightly more tolerable in this dump

I miss having dedicated power and reset buttons, where you just press power and it immediately powers off, instead of the computer waiting just to be sure you’re sure you meant to press the fucking button that is clearly labeled and out of the way to avoid incidents.

For a while, Linux Mint was significantly less stable than Windows 10 on my previous laptop. Worse, sometimes the system crash would freeze *everything, where it wouldn’t even let me do the CTRL ALT F1 to get a basic shell, so the only solution was a full power off/on

Officially, “its too hard”. Realistically, they don’t do shit because those shits bring in money by paying for exposition

Possibly by people who were pooping with friends

That’s exactly what any sane person would expect to see when looking at that cesspool at that time.

Locked up for removing the M and changing the order of the letters to cover up the crime

I mean, from the ad it could be any of 4123984716239 shitty games on the play store. The last one ad I remember using that was Evony, which I’m surprised still fucking exists. That piece of shit has been a meme since 2010