Also, never pee on bleach, that creates a noxious gas that can give severe lung injury depending on how much you end breathing
Just your typical internet guy with questionable humor
Also, never pee on bleach, that creates a noxious gas that can give severe lung injury depending on how much you end breathing


Grok summary: white people are suffering racism in South Africa! White genocide is real!


I can do that without AI, but claim it’s AI so I can earn millions!!!
--Lua
function answerStupidClient()
local answers = {"Piss off, idiot.",
"That's the worst thing I've had the displeasure of reading all week.",
"Are you for real with this?",
"Now that's a winning igNobel right there!",
"Have you tried turning your brain off and on again?",
"Please tell me you're intoxicated, I refuse to believe this came from someone in sound mind."}
local which = math.random(1,#answers)
return answers[which]
TrackerControl for blocking apps from connecting to the internet
Simple apps for Gallery and File Browser
Markor for mardown note taking
JustPlayer for watching videos
I’ve yet to find a good music player, since f-droid’s search sucks - it only searches in the name and short description. I’ve tried Apollo and Odyssey, but neither has a fucking folder whitelist/blacklist setting and end up filled with audio from telegram and whatsapp. Also, most players completely ignore .opus format


Also, has anybody thought to ask why Google has 32 million mosquitoes on hand?
Probably the spawn of Sundar Pichai


NightHawk has a video on how to make cooling packs that keep their temperature around 18ºC (64ºF) for something like 2 hours. He gives the ingredients around the 6 minute mark. It’s a mixture of Sodium Sulfate with common table salt:
I suspect this might be from the jqwik thing going on right now. The maintainer of that library added some anti-AI “fuck you” code to delete vibe coders’ “work”


Cheaper than having real products and trying to sell them, I guess


Or a Nintendo DS. Or the ill-fated OpenPandora


I hate that ddg has “show AI images” on by default
Of course he’s a cop in the state that’s pretty much where “coronelismo” still reigns


Looks over fungus that count as grass type


Table of Contents
1. Find your bottleneck first
2. Slow server response time (TTFB)
3. Render-blocking JavaScript and CSS
4. Large image and video files
5. Third-party scripts
6. Slow interactions and a blocked main thread
7. Unoptimised JavaScript
8. Unoptimised CSS
9. Web fonts
10. Plugins, themes, and page builders
11. Aggressive bot and AI crawler traffic
12. Make speed a team habit
So, first step is selling the product. Second step, check if the server is actually working fine.
Steps 3 - 11 -> fix your fucked up shit
The fix for 5 is REMOVE THAT FUCKING SHIT. Very similar fix for 10


Owens’ lawsuit alleges that on March 12, 2024, Pokémon Company International informed him he had passed the basic exam for the rank of Professor of Pokémon with a score of 100%.
The exhibits, made public in Owens’ court filings, indicate the background check conducted on behalf of the defendants determined there was a pending arrest warrant, issued by another state in 2022, for failing to appear in court on misdemeanor charges of disorderly conduct by engaging in fighting; possessing, repairing or selling an offensive weapon; and criminal mischief through damage to property.
Sounds like he could apply for Pal Professor instead


If Pokemon Professors are named after trees, does that mean that they’re all grass type?
For all the things I enjoy about GOG, I really wish they added an “ignore” button to games. Steam has had it for 10+ years now.
Another thing I really wish they added is negative filters to the store search/list, “hide games with the tags”. It’s shopping UX 101