But I enjoy farting in my coworkers’ general direction

What’s that, another incredible bug FEATURE of our lovely tech overlords?

Not the weirdest furry transformation I’ve seen

I need someone to explain what this has to do with Harry Potter. Off by one, too?

One without attitude but lots of dumb excuses

Ankh-Morporkian democracy of one man, one vote: the Patrician is the man and he has the vote.

Hey, I’ve seen that hint on The Sims!

That’s because we are dangerous (to the rich’s interests)

Any way to hook old phones to an external screen without wifi? Because that’d make this even better

Running the CPU and GPU at ~75% and 98% on Cyberpunk 2077 and keeping it at 65ºC is quite a feat, ngl

But is he doing that as a kind of joke to show how awful AI is for that task, while being an actually decent product designer/manager himself? I hope it’s the latter, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he drank the kool-AId

The cult of vim feels very superior for being able to plow through its user-hostility

Step-incest pornography and that which depicts performers as children is abhorrent.
Alongside banning strangulation in pornography which the government previously announced, tackling this vile content will make our country a safer place for women and children and shows the UK can lead the world in tackling violence against women and girls

That’s it folks, step incest is violence against women and girls. Next up, in order to further protect them, they’ll be prohibited from going outside without a man by their side.

Whoever asked “What’s next, BDSM?” - guess what

The government has already made porn that shows women being choked illegal, after a review found videos like these had helped normalise it in real life.

The only silver lining in this whole thing is still only in “planning”

Ministers are also planning to make tech bosses personally liable if their platforms do not remove intimate pictures of people that are posted without consent.

Unlike royal incest, porn incest won’t breed itself into a genetic deadend

EGS is unironically one case where changing to Electron would be actual progress. The launcher does NOT need to be a fucking UE5 app

The fact that adults still believe in tech support is crazy to me.

Lazarus, you’re up! https://www.lazarus-ide.org/

Sweet ninjesus, i’m having a heart attack just imagining it

I am Jeff. I still hate touchscreens with a passion. I still wish for Steve Jobs’ ghost to be stuck in limbo because he can’t select the appropriate “go to <wherever>” button because there’s only a 1" touchscreen to select and it always registers the wrong input.

Make smartphones with physical keyboards >20% of the market again

Ah yes, I’m sure it was microslop who decided to make firefox add an AI the community voted against