Just your typical internet guy with questionable humor

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Cake day: June 22nd, 2023

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  • TrackerControl for blocking apps from connecting to the internet

    Simple apps for Gallery and File Browser

    Markor for mardown note taking

    JustPlayer for watching videos

    I’ve yet to find a good music player, since f-droid’s search sucks - it only searches in the name and short description. I’ve tried Apollo and Odyssey, but neither has a fucking folder whitelist/blacklist setting and end up filled with audio from telegram and whatsapp. Also, most players completely ignore .opus format












  • Table of Contents
    
    1.    Find your bottleneck first
    2.    Slow server response time (TTFB)
    3.    Render-blocking JavaScript and CSS
    4.    Large image and video files
    5.    Third-party scripts
    6.    Slow interactions and a blocked main thread
    7.    Unoptimised JavaScript
    8.    Unoptimised CSS
    9.    Web fonts
    10.    Plugins, themes, and page builders
    11.    Aggressive bot and AI crawler traffic
    12.    Make speed a team habit
    

    So, first step is selling the product. Second step, check if the server is actually working fine.

    Steps 3 - 11 -> fix your fucked up shit

    The fix for 5 is REMOVE THAT FUCKING SHIT. Very similar fix for 10


  • Owens’ lawsuit alleges that on March 12, 2024, Pokémon Company International informed him he had passed the basic exam for the rank of Professor of Pokémon with a score of 100%.

    The exhibits, made public in Owens’ court filings, indicate the background check conducted on behalf of the defendants determined there was a pending arrest warrant, issued by another state in 2022, for failing to appear in court on misdemeanor charges of disorderly conduct by engaging in fighting; possessing, repairing or selling an offensive weapon; and criminal mischief through damage to property.

    Sounds like he could apply for Pal Professor instead