Oh, see, you’re under the impression that this is about public safety. It’s not. It’s about giving insurance companies an excuse to deny claims.

Still and quiet feline form,

In the sun asleep and warm.

Tail down and whiskers drooped,

Man what could make this cat so pooped?

-Calvin

I soured on it when a guy shows up to this hyper advanced, futuristic, utopian society and goes, “I challenge the king to combat, and you have to let me do it, and then when I win, you have to make me king.” And everyone just shrugs like “Welp, thems the rules. Nothing we can do about it.”

Lots of things look like dicks.

This does not look like a dick.

That is CLEARLY Mrs. Butterworth you uncultured SWINE.

You don’t think it’s telling that the big example you gave for people still liking Marvel was a movie that shit all over the MCU and made fun of the boring, convoluted mess it’s become?

You strike me as the kind of person who has to occasionally stop when walking because they can’t figure out how to walk and breathe at the same time.

Meanwhile, in Southern Europe: “What’s a video game?”

They do it all the time in the Land of Make-believe.

He’s facing new Articles of Impeachment the same way I’m facing new obstacles when walking out the door because a leaf fell on the ground. Technically true, but overwhelmingly meaningless.

Yea, this one isn’t an issue. If you are dropping off passengers, you are allowed to stop in a fire lane because that is not parking.

He also has to explain the concept of a meme.

HBO knows the benefits of pirating. For many of their shows, they tend to be very lax about allowing trackers and streams for the first episode of a season, but then militantly take down everything for the second episode. Of course you can still find episode 2 if you know where to look, but the point is it’s harder. They want people to view the first episode and get hooked, and then pay for a subscription when they can’t find the next one.

deleted by creator

And then run over with treads. And then reversed. And then run over again. And then hosed the remains into a nearby sewer.

You are using this meme wrong. It’s not for opposing views.

By many definitions, reasoning IS just a form of pattern recognition so the lines are definitely blurred.

A 2D image of a violin is not a violin.

I just want my GameCube adapter to work again

Diabetes and obesity in the long term, heartburn and indigestion in the short term.