it’s also probably zero.

That’s not how math works.

Lol. He already deleted his comment

They definitely won’t. Dune is boring as watching shit dry and Marvel has burned through all their good will long ago.

I get the strong feeling that none of these are real.

I’m sure they exist, but I’ve literally never heard someone make that claim while being serious.

So what exactly did you do to piss off the Amazon Returns department? Because from my experience, they are the most lenient company when it comes to returns/refunds. I’ve had stuff arrive broken, or scuffed up, or it was the wrong item, or I just plain didn’t like a product and every time I’ve been able to submit a return without having to interact with a single person.

I feel like you either have to be lying about your experience, didn’t even try to return it, or did something that got your account flagged.

Some kind of meaning behind them, huh?

Let me ask you something.

Can you count…

All the way…

To shfifty-five?

Frothing at the mouth

I’m not sure it was a lie, it’s the kind of thing that’s so minor it’s easy for someone on the marketing team to just not know about.

It’s like if a snack company put out a message saying they used no animal products and then later found out that a derivative of beeswax was used to lubricate some of the mechanisms in their packing machine.

If you want to be absolutely inflexible and refuse to allow any exceptions to the rules, no matter the circumstances, that’s fine. But you’ve gotta recognize the irony in that line of reasoning being more machine-like than human.

Both posters seem to be relying on anecdotal evidence and what they “feel” is correct.

I’ve often thought about how society might be different if every year or so, we all voted on who was the worst person in the world, and then executed them. Similarly, voting for the worst company in the world and then dissolving it entirely, with executives and board members imprisoned. The absolute worst individuals and companies would have significant societal pressure to avoid being monsters. It wouldn’t even matter if everything they did was legal, it’s just a matter of public opinion.

What price? I don’t see any price for the onions. I see a price for the basil behind them. You wouldn’t be posting misleading bullshit for fake internet points, would you OP?

The Fediverse is a fucking fantasy world. Some real shit takes from people who live on the fringe who have convinced themselves that everyone thinks and acts like them.

How inconvenient to only be able to upgrade on 95% of PC’s out there.

Why worry about obviously fake bullshit?

Isn’t like only one of them a cop? Seems a bit farfetched to call it “full on” copaganda.

So says the lower courts.

The Supreme Court responds with “Everything Trump says and does is legal.”

Actual footage of where this hot take came from:

I just pick at them with my finger while in the shower.

Picking the mineral deposits out of ones that have become clogged is so satisfying.