It’s 🥺🥺🥺 because it’s a fake story made by a child.

And then I started vomiting it was so cute. The dog collapsed from joy and also started vomiting, as did the trainer. Soon the whole terminal was vomiting and crying tears of happiness. And then we all fucked as doves flew overhead shitting out rainbows and butterflies.

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I’m always amazed at the hoops some home owners will go through in a vain attempt to renovate an existing bathroom in their house, rather than just burning their house down and building a new one from scratch. It’s gotta be Stockholm syndrome or something.

Despite it being literally the biggest barrier brought up anytime someone suggests people should switch to Linux, it’s like you guys just can’t seem to get it through your head that literally 99.9% of PC users lack the technical knowledge needed to make the switch and find the amount of time and effort needed to learn how intimidating to the point that, yes, those “hoops” you mention are actually the easier option.

How much money do you think 4chan gets from the UK? I promise it’s not much.

Are you seriously trying to say that if you have a website, no matter where it’s hosted and what you are hosting, you are subject to the laws of EVERY SINGLE COUNTRY that has internet access?

Here’s a text picture of Muhammad lying down: O<–<

Are the admins of lemmy.world now subject to being put to death in Somalia? Under Somali law, that is blasphemy and punishable by death.

Cowbee: “Haha! What executions? All of it is completely made up and originates from things like satire! Things are wonderful in North Korea and anyone thinking otherwise has just been deceived.”

Also Cowbee: “Look, this execution was actually not a problem because of many reasons. Besides, DPRK was just going through a rough time, and the guy probably deserved it or something. Anyways, stop trying to judge a country based on its past actions!”

Tricia McLaughlin says, “This new ruling seeks to stop us from protecting our ICE Broadview facility…DHS extended fencing at the Broadview Processing Center after rioters and sanctuary politicians obstructed law enforcement, threw tear gas cans, rocks, bottles…”

Where’d the protesters get the tear gas cans from, Trisha? Where’d they get the fucking cans?!

No. Some no-name tik-toker claimed he had proof and threatened to reveal it, and then offered no evidence when the time came. But, the internet being what it is, people rolled with it because I guess the truth should never get in the way of a good story.

“We looked at opinions from predominantly leftist individuals, ignored any responses from rightwingers, and came to the conclusion that no one in America is believing it.”

I. Fucking. Hate. THIS. TIMELINE!

I want to get off the stupid ride! Do you hear me?! I WANT TO GET OFF!

I refuse to listen to anyone saying this wouldn’t work when we already have an example of it working in Australia.

“It’s impossible! Let’s just hand-wave away all the times where it was shown to actually be pretty fucking possible and straightforward.”

China is about as socialist as my shit is a bouquet of roses.

It’s capitalism. It’s always capitalism.

Time was invented by clock companies to sell more clocks.

To play devil’s advocate, an issue arises when there AREN’T more verifiable sources. If someone makes an outlandish claim like “Billy Joel used to wash his ass with crisco” and cites a dubious interview, it’s hard to find a source that definitively states Billy Joel DIDN’T wash his ass with crisco. Even worse, is if there was an actual, verified instance of one time where Billy Joel washed his ass with crisco. That may have been the only time he ever did it, and it may have been done as a joke or something like that, but now we have an interview saying he did it regularly, and an example of when he did. Now it’s a lot harder to disprove.

I feel gross defending Republican talking points, now I need to go take a shower. Maybe wash my ass with crisco.

Self censorship makes me feel like this is a made up, BS story posted by someone for internet clout.

If I made a meme talking about jumping from the top of the empire state building and said you’d fall 100ft before hitting the ground, people would be justified in saying I have no idea how high actual empire state building is; and that is a hell of a lot closer to the actual answer than your estimate of 4000 years.

I mean, it does look like horse manure; but as someone who really likes pistachio’s, I’m a fan. I wouldn’t call the ones I’ve had “mealy” and the price hasn’t been that crazy. Maybe you just tried a shitty version of it?

I like how the meme actually disagrees with the US being terrorists.

95% of anime writers, artists, and fans need to spend like a solid month in horny jail.

Straight into the garbage.