Not unless it’s your fetish

Pfft, what a terrible source, they can’t even spell Louisnana correct.

That seems Kanna specific 👀

I, too, feel more human here fellow human 💪

I’ve been on Duolingo learning German for two months, and I’m happy as hell to know I understand most of this ❤️

Oh no…

As an overweight 35 year old who wore skinny jeans: I feel this.

So I did the inevitable thing and asked ChatGPT what he should do… this is what I got:

I love a good charge back on a credit card.

Thankfully I haven’t had to do it often, but it’s nice to know I can ❤️

Not to mention the vast reserves known to be in Antarctica.

That treaty is only going to last so long before people start getting desperate and start fighting over it.

I find that interesting because I hear it a lot, yet I’ve never had a problem with it. I use all the usual adblocks and whatnot, but it runs fine.

My friends in Sarasota are expecting 15’ of water.

How high’s the water, momma?

15’ high and rising

How high’s the water, momma?

She said it’s 15’ high and rising

Now can we all agree that climate change sucks?

This weather is bad even for the ducks

But it’s okay 'cause Jimmy got a truck

15’ high and rising

So… It’ll kill all humans!

AI solution:

He’ll be happy to let AI solve it until AI suggests we should eat the rich and distribute the wealth…

Where did you find this picture of me?

And then I fired, and I missed. Then I fired, and I missed!

Queen 💕

I’m subscribed to Prime because I order too much shit and want to save on delivery costs. Those little Amazon lockers are too damn convenient for me.

If I watch their content, it’s via my PC with an ad block. I stop watching their shit the day I can’t block their ads because fuck’em.

Yes.