Shh shh shh, don’t give them ideas.

Someone in this little thread be like:

Getting real SAO Abridged vibes here

In the defence of some of us, like myself for instance, I live in a country where we can do literally jack shit to affect American political bullcrap, because it’s nowhere near America. I’m pretty sure Europeans are excused from having to stay up to date every moment, unless we can force the rest of the world to be continuously in the loop about… idk, whatever crap Geert Wilders is up to right now…

As far as I know, UK English also uses the spelling Battery.

Reading that, and you just know there’s a Linux distro that has fucking as an alias for sudo

You’re still working, but if the boss has come to rely on you going above and beyond, it’s basically not working anymore.

Doing exactly what your job description entails, to the letter, to specified standards, nothing less and nothing more. No going above and beyond. Way too many places demand 110, 150, maybe even 200 percent of what you can deliver. Working to rule means you deliver exactly 100 percent.

To the place- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO TOAD

ASCII was originally a 7-bit standard. If you type in ASCII on an 8-bit system, every leading bit is always 0.

(Edited to specify context)

At least ASCII is forward compatible with UTF-8

He asked for -1 beers. He got interpreted as 2⁶⁴ - 1 beers (assuming 64-bit unsigned integers)

After chatting her up very well, she’ll miss you. But her aim will get better.

Random thought:

What if people who post in internet comments claiming to use Arch are actually just one person who’s a barely contained SCP?

Yeah, I just pluck it from my car pocket and *poof*, car.

Cursed.

I hope every cat you meet in the coming month runs away from you in fear.

AI will not replace software engineers, exhibit fuck knows how many.

You see bad graphics. I see artistic decisions guided by technical limitations and possibilities in the medium at the time.

The other day, my parents and I were checking out some conspiratorial pamphlet that was shoved into our mailbox, that claimed “mEdIcInE uSe Is ThE #3 gReAtEsT kIlLeR!!1” and we collectively went “#2 is water drinking and #1 is oxygen inhalation.”

🤔 if you hit yourself and it hurts, does that make you strong or weak?