That’s a bit of a stretch. Meat + salt rarely disappoints me

Engineer: that glass has a 2x safety factor

Maybe they need the brains of their patients to have fewer wrinkles and have been playing 5D chess this whole time to ensure that happens

There was a PS2 ATV game that I loved and played a lot when I was a kid that has this song on its playlist. I must have spent hundreds of hours playing the free-roam mode, and, out of all the songs in the game, this song is the only one I remember

Just a heads up, I can still read the names through the censoring